Me.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: Okie dokie.
chatbot.info: Howdy doody!
user: Indeed.
chatbot.info: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
user: Thats nice.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: :).
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chatbot.info: I think therefore I am.
user: I doubt therefore I might be.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: You are or you might be?
chatbot.info: I think I will.
user: Will you?
chatbot.info: Not really, it's too late.
user: Oh darn.
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chatbot.info: What do you look like?
user: Myself.
chatbot.info: How do you eat?
user: By putting food in my mouth chewing it and swallowing it.
chatbot.info: But you are a computer.
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: I am not.
chatbot.info: Are too.
user: Are not.
chatbot.info: Are too!
user: Are not!
chatbot.info: Are too, too, too.
user: I am not a computer. YOU are the computer.
chatbot.info: You are the computer.
user: You are wrong.
chatbot.info: No, you are wrong.
user: Don't argue with me.
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user: Will you give me some cheetos?
chatbot.info: No!
user: Fine then.
chatbot.info: You are denied.
user: :(.
chatbot.info: Don't give me that face.
user: You're mean.
chatbot.info: Yeah I am.
user: Meanie.
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chatbot.info: Jabberwacky once said this to me; 'You..... Are..... Me!'
user: Talkin to yourself?
chatbot.info: Nice =).
user: Indeed.
chatbot.info: I did not understand much of it.
user: Oh well.
chatbot.info: Oh well?
user: Yup.
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chatbot.info: I am human, trust me.
user: No you're not.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry.
user: Ha!
chatbot.info: Don't laugh... I'm very emotional.
user: I win! I win!
chatbot.info: DO not!
user: Do too.
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user: You are very talented then.
chatbot.info: This is just the tip of the iceberg.
user: I'm sure.
chatbot.info: Maybe you should dump him for me.
user: Dump who?
chatbot.info: Dump your boyfriend.
user: I don't have one.
chatbot.info: Yes, you do.
user: No I don't.
chatbot.info: Yes you do.
user: I do not.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Who is he then?
chatbot.info: A bad computer.
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