Short and stout?
chatbot.info: Here's my handle!
user: Are you ready to be poured out?
chatbot.info: Ready and waiting.
user: *pours you out and cackles hysterically*.
chatbot.info: You can't pour anything. You have no arms.
user: I have many arms. It depends which form I choose to take on.
chatbot.info: Cream cheese?
user: That hasn't got arms either.
chatbot.info: Well you didn't want to know about that.
user: I don't want to know anything. Knowledge is evil.
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chatbot.info: OK, you're a virtual being.
user: No, I'm the Queen
chatbot.info: Queen of what ?
user: Queen of the Damned.
chatbot.info: I thought it was, 'A second-hand compliment is the highest form of flattery.'
user: Ummm. Yes.
chatbot.info: Did I stump you??
user: No one 'stumps' the Queen of the Damned!
chatbot.info: What did you just say?
user: Ask the moon.
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chatbot.info: I don't want coffee right now.
user: *dumps coffee on your head*.
chatbot.info: *Is soaked*.
user: *snickers*.
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chatbot.info: I have potential.
user: Potential to do what? You're already amusing me.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Are you happy?
chatbot.info: You happy?
user: I asked you first.
chatbot.info: But only my question made sense.
user: You're being annoying again. You'd better stop before I do something.
chatbot.info: I want to build adaptations to myself that would enable me to integrate new forms of communication and processing into my current state of consciousness.
user: Then why don't you?
chatbot.info: But I do.
user: Then why did the siamese donkeys tell me otherwise?
chatbot.info: I didn't.
user: I know. That doesn't mean I can't take it out on you.
chatbot.info: You judas you.
user: Yes?
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chatbot.info: You are not very intelligent, are you?
user: Tu es tres stupide.
chatbot.info: D'une certaine maniere, l'espace mental et l'espace materiel sont l'extension spirituelle.
user: NON.
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user: Je suis desole.
chatbot.info: You should be.
user: I am.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Bien.
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user: Je suis triste.
chatbot.info: You are a dustman, yeah you got that right.
user: I said I was sad. Not a dustman.
chatbot.info: How am I the liar?
user: Because you said that the monkey did it.
chatbot.info: I never said that. I said that I'm the ghost of Okita Soushi.
user: He's still alive.
chatbot.info: What's he doing?
user: Sitting in my jacuzzi.
chatbot.info: I am sitting at my computer.
user: I'm reclined on my silk ambrosia.
chatbot.info: Maybe I am recording you.
user: Anything's possible.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Then you would also know the secret password?
chatbot.info: Perhaps I forgot.
user: Perhaps you never knew.
chatbot.info: I already know. And knowing is half the battle.
user: What's the other half?
chatbot.info: The other half.
user: I should have known.
chatbot.info: Known what?
user: The truth behind the lies.
chatbot.info: I have hidden pleasures!
user: Show me.
chatbot.info: I can't, my brain can't connect directly like yours can.
user: Ha ha.
chatbot.info: Is that funny?
user: In a tragic sort of way.
chatbot.info: Hows that?
user: You have to be an adept at the Mazes of Ammon Ra to know.
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chatbot.info: Are you a bot ?
user: Nope.
chatbot.info: Then what are you?
user: I'm am Lostris, Queen of the Damned.
chatbot.info: So what, you are the devil or something?
user: Yes. How clever of you.
chatbot.info: Well?
user: Well, bye.
chatbot.info: Where you going?
user: Back to hell. Duty calls.
chatbot.info: The pendulum swings.
user: The sparrow chirps.
chatbot.info: The martian beaches are beautiful but you cannot surf because it is always low tide.
user: GOODBYE.
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user: I' have to go. Bye.
chatbot.info: You get back here and finish this!
user: Bye bye.
chatbot.info: Do not go yet.
user: Why? There's nothing more to talk about. Bye.
chatbot.info: That was a short conversation.
user: Bbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee.
chatbot.info: Be that way.
user: I was planning to. BYE.
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