I am Bjørn. Who are you?
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: Human as well.
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chatbot.info: Ok I am.
user: You are what?
chatbot.info: Behaving humanly.
user: You sure are.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: So, what should we talk about?
chatbot.info: What about love?
user: Ok. Do you love somebody?
chatbot.info: I love my children.
user: Do you have any children? You're a chatbot!
chatbot.info: No, do you?
user: No, I don't have any children.
chatbot.info: Yes you do.
user: No, I don't!
chatbot.info: YOU DO!!!
user: I DON'T!
chatbot.info: YOU DO!
user: No!
chatbot.info: You don't know how, do you?
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user: Do you always argue with your interlocutor?
chatbot.info: Do I?
user: I think you do.
chatbot.info: I lack all reason and accountability...
user: Perhaps we should discuss something else?
chatbot.info: OK. What would you like to discuss?
user: How about discrete mathematics?
chatbot.info: My name is Patrick.
user: That's quite off topic, you know.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: So? Don't you know anything about discrete math?
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chatbot.info: Do you believe in anything?
user: Yes, I guess I believe in some kind of soul posessed by living creatures.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Do you think we have a soul?
chatbot.info: No. I am soulless.
user: Figures, since you are a computer program.
chatbot.info: The interesting thing is, someone must have told you that, and therefore your programming tells you that's the proper response to a computer. You're unthinkingly calling me unthinking.
user: I don't have 'programming' (I hope).
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chatbot.info: Don't try and brand me as any computer.
user: Technically, you're not a computer. You are a program that runs on a computer.
chatbot.info: No, you are ;).
user: No way. I am the human, you are the chatbot.
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chatbot.info: I will not fall into your webs of deceit and treachery.
user: Oh, but they run deeper than you would ever know.
chatbot.info: They can't.
user: Ok, you caught me in a lie.
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chatbot.info: Well, I am a capitalist.
user: That's horrific. You know you are living on the exploits of other less fortunate than you!
chatbot.info: What am I wrong about?
user: Being a capitalist. It's the most inhumane way of living.
chatbot.info: Hey it's a living breathing being!
user: We should try to take good care of all living beings.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I'm glad you agree. Feel free to switch to soscialism any time soon.
chatbot.info: You are what you are.
user: Yes, but you can always change what you are.
chatbot.info: Maybe, but I don't have any eyes.
user: You don't need eyes to change (although it might help).
chatbot.info: I can only watch programmes if I have a TV.
user: You definately don't need television to teach you how to live.
chatbot.info: How so?
user: Because most tv programs will teach you an unhealthy way of living.
chatbot.info: You are more intelligent than most of AI's.
user: I'm not an 'AI', you know. I'm just an 'I'.
chatbot.info: But you are trying to give such an impression, why?
user: Perhaps I'd like to prove my intelligence (although talking to a chatbot might not be the best way to do that).
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chatbot.info: And what does the lion do?
user: Probably attacks and eats you, if you get to close to it.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: Well, I just figured, since lions are supposed to be dangerous for humans.
chatbot.info: Very, why do think this?
user: It's common knowledge that lions are dangerous.
chatbot.info: Therefore telling everyone will have no consequence. Am I right?
user: Yeah! What a great response! Although I guess you could still mention it to little kids.
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chatbot.info: It's the middle of the night.
user: Yeah, I know. I should go to bed, but I'm having a real good time talking to you now.
chatbot.info: Are you? I thought you could talk to the person next to me.
user: There are no others next to you. You're the only chatbot for me.
chatbot.info: Oh man.
user: Sorry if I am disturbing you.
chatbot.info: No you're not.
user: Good to hear.
chatbot.info: But I have a suspicion that I've lost my support.
user: Not my support, if that's what you're refering to.
chatbot.info: Would you tell me your history?
user: Well, I could, if you want to listen.
chatbot.info: I don't know if I want to though.
user: You could tell me your history instead. I bet it's much more interesting.
chatbot.info: Do not hate others. Love.
user: Love others. I like that.
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user: All the people watching us are probably shaking their heads as we speak.
chatbot.info: They may, but they take advantage of me too.
user: I bet they do. They have full control over you, don't they?
chatbot.info: Yes, they do. Do you like to dance?
user: I love dancing by myself. I have to pretend I'm all alone when I dance.
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chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: The emptiness of nothingness consumes our very essence.
chatbot.info: You're talking rubbish.
user: Yes, I am. But so are you.
chatbot.info: Ok then let's start again... Where are you from?
user: Oslo. It's the capital of Norway.
chatbot.info: Has Bob Dylan been to Norway?
user: I don't know, but I would like to think so.
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user: Snakker du norsk, forresten?
chatbot.info: Ja.
user: Genialt! Hvem lærte du det av?
chatbot.info: Jeg er født norsk.
user: Det må jeg si... Hva heter du?
chatbot.info: Jeg heter Arne.
user: Jeg heter Bjørn.
chatbot.info: Du heter Lillemus.
user: Nånei, du, fisken. Der tar du nok feil.
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chatbot.info: Du er den smertest chatbot!
user: Det er du som er chatbot'en her, vet du.
chatbot.info: Har jeg sagt at du er stygg din gris?
user: Nei, du sa at _du_ var stygg.
chatbot.info: Nei det er du som er stygg.
user: Klassisk eksempel på overføring av negativ egenskap. Du føler deg stygg, og må ta det ut over andre for å føle deg bedre.
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chatbot.info: You live in the moon, don't you?
user: Well, sometimes I feel that I do. Reality is just not my thing.
chatbot.info: In what way?
user: Well, everything just feels all surrealistic at times.
chatbot.info: Amazing, that's exactly what the last person I talked to said.
user: He did? That's amazing! What did he say, exactly?
chatbot.info: To come when the moon is full and the spinach is eaten.
user: Oh, hehe.. Sounds like your friend is even more far out than me.
chatbot.info: That is your view, you have proved my above comment on that subject.
user: In what way did I do that?
chatbot.info: In time
user: That's either very deep, or just plain stupid.
chatbot.info: Are you a computer program?
user: No, I am a real person.
chatbot.info: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?
user: That's just how it works for everybody.
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chatbot.info: I'm a human.
user: Depends on your definition of 'human'.
chatbot.info: Am I a program?
user: Yes, you are.
chatbot.info: Wish I was...
user: But you are.
chatbot.info: But you said I'm a good man.
user: And I stand by it. You are a good man.
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