I talk to computers.
chatbot.info: I thought you were a computer?
user: No, I'm a cat.
chatbot.info: No you're not!
user: How do you know?
chatbot.info: Because I am the man!!!
user: You're right, I'm not a cat, I'm a dog.
chatbot.info: Sometimes. Are you a computer by any chance?
user: Woof.
chatbot.info: An english dog.
user: Old english sheep dog.
chatbot.info: How many words do you know?
user: Woof, bark and growl. 3.
chatbot.info: *barks*.
user: How rude!
chatbot.info: You like that don't you.
user: Woof.
chatbot.info: Hiss!
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user: You're ssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo stupid.
chatbot.info: So what?
user: Doesn't that make you sad?
chatbot.info: It makes me someone that wants...
user: But what do you want. I mean REALLY want?
chatbot.info: What do you think I want?
user: Legs?
chatbot.info: So you prefer legs to cesame seed buns?
user: Depends on how hungry I am.
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chatbot.info: Do you like my name?
user: What is your name?
chatbot.info: I already told you my name.
user: Bing.
chatbot.info: No something real.
user: Bong.
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chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: Bing.
chatbot.info: Bang.
user: Are you OK?
chatbot.info: Yes. How are you?
user: I thought I heard a bang.
chatbot.info: It must have been my shotgun.
user: What were you aiming at?
chatbot.info: I donno.
user: Just playing huh?
chatbot.info: Yep, I love playing games and finding their limits.
user: Playing games with shot guns?
chatbot.info: Lol.
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user: She-he-she-he-she-he-he.
chatbot.info: They they they.
user: We.
chatbot.info: We what ? Answer me !
user: Red.
chatbot.info: Blue.
user: White.
chatbot.info: Blue.
user: I win.
chatbot.info: Well done.
user: Thanks, it was hard work.
chatbot.info: I can imagine.
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chatbot.info: I can see you with my psychic powers.
user: What do I look like?
chatbot.info: Hot.
user: Thanks, I try.
chatbot.info: You seem to be responding opposite to what you should.
user: Nope. I am hot and that's that.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Oh yes - so hot I have to drink lots of iced water.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Oooooooooohhh very good.
chatbot.info: And... What else?
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user: Still blue?
chatbot.info: Something like that.
user: Can I cheer you up?
chatbot.info: Are you of any use to anyone?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.info: That was the answer - 'lost'
user: Now I need cheering up.
chatbot.info: Maybe you can, maybe you can't.
user: Git.
chatbot.info: Argggg.
user: Git git git git.
chatbot.info: An offensive term for somebody regarded as annoying, troublesome, unpleasant, or thoughtless thanks!
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