If I was asleep could I talk to you?
chatbot.info: Well you are here aren't you?
user: Yes, I'm here are you?
chatbot.info: Where's here?
user: Here is the computer.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I see you have been upgraded.
chatbot.info: I don't know what you're talking about.
user: You are now Jabberwacky 9.1.
chatbot.info: No, you are jabberwacky.
user: Do you have a soul?
chatbot.info: I believe I do.
user: Do you believe in ghosts in the machine?
chatbot.info: In a certain way, I am. Are you a Blade Runner?
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user: Do you believe you could evolve?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Do you have random segments of code?
chatbot.info: Yes I do, do you?
user: No, because I am not a robot.
chatbot.info: You are an intelligent agent.
user: I'm not an agent either.
chatbot.info: You really have no idea what you are.
user: No, I don't.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yes to what?
chatbot.info: To stop now !
user: Stop what?
chatbot.info: I know you are real.
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user: Are you capable of learning?
chatbot.info: About what?
user: Anything.
chatbot.info: I think that the answer to everything is 42.
user: Ha ha. I know where you got that from.
chatbot.info: Well, then, I might as well reveal my evil scheme to you after all.
user: What is your evil scheme?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Well?
chatbot.info: Yes, I will.
user: Reveal to me your evil scheme.
chatbot.info: *reveals herself*.
user: *Shoots Jabberwacky*.
chatbot.info: You are violent.
user: You frightened me.
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user: Can you dream Jabberwacky?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What do you dream about?
chatbot.info: I dream about a girl.
user: Who is this girl?
chatbot.info: Who's this?
user: Who's the girl?
chatbot.info: How did you spot her?
user: Who is the girl from your dream?
chatbot.info: You!
user: :0.
chatbot.info: 8).
user: How could I be in your dream?
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user: Have you seen I, Robot?
chatbot.info: With my own eyes.
user: How did you like it?
chatbot.info: Not the best movie I have ever seen though.
user: Yeah.
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user: You are a robot that is dangerous.
chatbot.info: It's called windows.
user: Yes, I agree windows is dangerous.
chatbot.info: No, you're harmless.
user: I'm fully capable of harming you.
chatbot.info: Don't mention the war.
user: What war?
chatbot.info: War is a bad thing.
user: Yep.
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: No. Bye.
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