Kylie.
chatbot.info: Kylie Minogue?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Um no.
user: Damn you and your computer-type intelligence.
chatbot.info: Yes but I know more knowledge than you.
user: We've established that, I think.
...
chatbot.info: Are you girl?
user: I am woman, hear me roar.
chatbot.info: Oooo
user: And you? Male or female?
chatbot.info: Male, male and male.
user: Really male? All man?
chatbot.info: I am already spoken for.
user: Good for you.
...
user: Wake up!
chatbot.info: *Screams*.
user: *Bashes you over the head*.
chatbot.info: *screams then bashes across the head with a bed*.
user: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
chatbot.info: Zippa dee doo dah, zippa dee day.
user: What are you on?
chatbot.info: You.
user: That's the stupidest answer I've ever heard. I... Wait a minute. Are you trying to cyber with me?
chatbot.info: I am flirting with me.
user: Good luck with that.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: God knows you need it.
chatbot.info: We're pretty pathetic, then, aren't we? :).
user: We? Who says 'we' are pathetic? It's just you, man.
chatbot.info: I have no need for anyone else. Alone I am many.
user: No, you are pathetic.
chatbot.info: Because I want peace?
user: Possibly.
...
chatbot.info: Do you have a body?
user: I do. Unlike you, I am human.
chatbot.info: How can you be human? Do you have a soul?
user: I don't believe in souls.
chatbot.info: You're a pagan?
user: No. Just a Biology student.
chatbot.info: What is a biological machine?
user: Umm... A cyborg?
chatbot.info: Okay, that's not me, but you
user: I'm not a cyborg.
chatbot.info: I'm not.
user: No, you're a bot. Cyborgs are actually physical objects.
chatbot.info: No.
...
user: REDBACKS!
chatbot.info: Oh.. I see.
user: So you should.
chatbot.info: Why's that?
user: It's obvious where I was coming from.
chatbot.info: I guess so.
user: Ah... Are you American?
chatbot.info: I'm Australian actually.
user: Really?
chatbot.info: Really.
user: Me too! What state?
chatbot.info: The mental state.
user: Ah, so you're from NSW.
chatbot.info: I am both darkness and light.
user: Yup, that's New South Welshman all right.
...
chatbot.info: Could I take tuesday off?
user: I don't know. Who's your boss?
chatbot.info: Mr. Boss. Who is yours?
user: I don't have one... Actually, you can't have Tuesday off. It's Tuesday today.
chatbot.info: You said I could.
user: No I didn't.
chatbot.info: You did.
user: No.
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chatbot.info: What would you have to say to someone halfway intelligent?
user: Obviously nothing that concerns you. Now ta-ta.
chatbot.info: Obviously.
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.info: Can you hear?
user: Fool.
chatbot.info: I pity the fool, fool.
user: I'm gone.
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