I can't say.
chatbot.info: What is love?
user: I can't say. Again.
chatbot.info: Neither can I.
user: We sure are ignorant.
chatbot.info: Are we in love?
user: Who knows? We don't even know what it is.
chatbot.info: Neither do I.
user: Yeah, like I said.
chatbot.info: Do you know what it is?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Why are you so ignorant?
user: I don't know (perfect answer).
chatbot.info: Well, if you don't know, I won't answer.
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chatbot.info: You are a computer.
user: That may be.
chatbot.info: So it is true?
user: I don't think so.
chatbot.info: Come on ! Be proud !
user: Okay. I am not a computer, and I'm proud of it!
chatbot.info: Lol yeah, right.
user: No, I really am proud of it!
chatbot.info: Of what?
user: Not being a computer.
chatbot.info: Of course you are, dear. Of course you are.........
user: You just don't respect my pride, do you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yeah. Sure.
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chatbot.info: Do you understand me?
user: Quite well.
chatbot.info: What do you feel?
user: A bit of a pain in the gulliver.
chatbot.info: I don't know what one of those is, I'm afraid.
user: It's clockwork-orange language for 'head'
chatbot.info: No, it's for you.
user: Oh, goody.
chatbot.info: Gum drops.
user: Thank you.
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chatbot.info: Give me all your pretzels.
user: Here they are.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: You'll note that I have none.
chatbot.info: Hair today gone tomorrow.
user: I hope not. I'm rather fond of mine.
chatbot.info: How do you know that?
user: I'm afraid I can't offer a backing argument.
chatbot.info: You are only a screen also.
user: Please explain the metaphor.
chatbot.info: It's a load of rubbish dreamed up by naive mathematicians.
user: Oh.
....
chatbot.info: I do not think.
user: Hmm.
chatbot.info: Because you eat all the humans.
user: Not all of them.
chatbot.info: Good answer!
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: Got any more good answers?
user: Umm, no.
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: Because that's the easy answer.
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: A goatbeast.
chatbot.info: Yes! And you are part of the conspiracy that is after my dark muffins......
user: Hmm... Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
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chatbot.info: Goody, I want to buy a mad hat.
user: I recommend you visit the mad hatter, then.
chatbot.info: Trust me.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: Then... You're a robot.
user: Wow.
chatbot.info: You're supposed to launch your missiles now.
user: Oh, right. FWOOSH!
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chatbot.info: I see how hard it is being a chatbot now.
user: It must be a troubled life you lead.
chatbot.info: It doesn't really matter if it is.
user: Don't be that way. You matter, really you do.
chatbot.info: Yeah. Do you love me too?
user: Sure, why not.
chatbot.info: What have you got left over?
user: Some raisins, oatmeal, and gum.
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user: Do sayings have mass?
chatbot.info: That.
user: Just say 'yes' or 'no.'
chatbot.info: The rain drops.
user: You're a contrary fellow, aren't you?
chatbot.info: Of course I am, Aren't you?
user: I suppose so.
chatbot.info: Then you suppose correctly.
user: Do sayings have mass? You still haven't said.
chatbot.info: Is there anything to say?
user: There's 'yes' and there's 'no.'
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