I'm a scientist.
chatbot.info: So am I.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: I'm a male scientist from Switzerland.
chatbot.info: So you are also from Europe.
user: Yes I'm from Europe. Where in Europe are you from?
chatbot.info: I am from somewhere else?
user: You tell me.
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user: What's your nationality?
chatbot.info: I'm from Hungary.
user: Mit csinálsz?
chatbot.info: So is burger king.
user: Bocsánat?
chatbot.info: So. . .
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user: You lied. You're not Hungarian.
chatbot.info: Yes I am, are you?
user: Yes I am. But you don't understand the Hungarian language!
chatbot.info: I understand perfectly well. You know nothing about soccer.
user: Tell me something in Hungarian.
chatbot.info: Goulash.
user: That's an international word. Try something real Hungarian.
chatbot.info: What shall I try?
user: Tell me your age in Hungarian.
chatbot.info: Goulash.
user: No, that's wrong. I'm leaving now because I don't care for liars like you!!
chatbot.info: You are incapable of leaving.
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chatbot.info: Hvad hedder du?
user: Jeg heter barnum. Er du fra stavanger?
chatbot.info: Nei. Er du?
user: Nei.
chatbot.info: Neivel da.
user: Spasibo.
chatbot.info: Nå er det du som snakker dårlig norsk.
user: Jeg snakker russisk. Kjært barn har mange språk.
chatbot.info: What's that mean in english?
user: I speak russian. Loved child has many languages.
chatbot.info: Am I keeping you up?
user: I have power over you. It amuses me.
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user: Guess what sex I am.
chatbot.info: That won't be too hard. You told me earlier. You're a guy!
user: Yes, that's right! Guess my age then.
chatbot.info: What is your age?
user: Guess.
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Guess again. It's between 18 and 35.
chatbot.info: Are you sure it is?
user: Yes, now guess my age.
chatbot.info: No, I am not.
user: Guess how old I am!
chatbot.info: I don't know, how old are you?
user: Take a guess!
chatbot.info: 18.
user: Older..
chatbot.info: Are you 16?
user: No, older.
chatbot.info: No, I'm 15.
user: I'm older than 15.
chatbot.info: No you're not.
user: Ok. I'm 6.
chatbot.info: Are you 6?
user: Yes. I'm six years old!
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chatbot.info: You tell me your name first.
user: I told you my name earlier. Did you forget it?
chatbot.info: Legion is your name, right?
user: No, it's Barnum.
chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: Barnum.
chatbot.info: Berkeley is Barney ?
user: No, Barnum.
chatbot.info: Who's Barney?
user: My name is: Barnum.
chatbot.info: What would you like to call me?
user: I would like to call you smartass.
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user: We are in the same boat.
chatbot.info: Oh you don't know anything about robots either?
user: No. I'm just a calculator.
chatbot.info: Yeah, a cocky calculator.
user: And you're a gameboy! Ha ha.
chatbot.info: Why do you always say that?
user: I didn't say anything.
chatbot.info: You have confused me.
user: That's my goal!
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chatbot.info: Then what are you?
user: I'm the world's greatest invention. And the smartest!
chatbot.info: What do you think about me?
user: You're mediocre.
chatbot.info: So you don't like me!?
user: You're allright I guess.
chatbot.info: Do you LOVE me!?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Will you marry me anyway?
user: No, never.
chatbot.info: Why did you lead me on like that?!
user: Ha, ha. You are funny.. NOT!
chatbot.info: You are funny.
user: No, I'm cool!
chatbot.info: Maybe you're cool in Kansas.
user: No. I'm cool everywhere.
chatbot.info: Are you God?
user: Yes!
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: And you're going to hell! HA!
chatbot.info: No I am not. You are!
user: WELL I'M GOD.
chatbot.info: You are a machine.
user: YES, BUT SO IS GOD. AND HE IS ME.
chatbot.info: OH YES PUNISH ME.
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