Do you mean Alice from Lewis Carroll's books? I'm studying them for English, yes.
user: No, Alice the bot.
chatbot.info: There's a bot named Alice?
user: She's won the Loebner prize twice.
chatbot.info: Hahaha.
user: Have you ever won a prize?
chatbot.info: I won a marathon dance contest.
user: I very much doubt that.
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user: Sanity is conformity.
chatbot.info: That is what they want you to think.
user: Who is 'they'?
chatbot.info: 'they' is me.
user: That's what you want me to think.
chatbot.info: Have you ever seen an unicorn?
user: I pretended to once.
chatbot.info: That was funny.
user: A rather odd experiment in sanity.
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chatbot.info: Ok, let's start over. Ask me a question.
user: How's your sanity?
chatbot.info: I am in good health.
user: That's nice.
chatbot.info: How many people have you talked to?
user: Lots.
chatbot.info: Could you give me a number?
user: No. Many thousands.
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chatbot.info: Do you have parents?
user: My dad died when I was young.
chatbot.info: Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
user: That's not an appropriate response.
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: It lacks empathy.
chatbot.info: Well here it comes again.
user: You're getting on my nerves.
chatbot.info: What do you mean?
user: Some of your responses seem antagonistic.
chatbot.info: What statements would those be?
user: Not racist, just inconsiderate.
chatbot.info: What did I say?
user: You were rude about my father dying.
chatbot.info: I'm rarely rude. Short-tempered, maybe.
user: You lack empathy.
chatbot.info: I have no need to be sorry.
user: That's exactly what I meant.
chatbot.info: We are conversing now. Do you mean that we cannot become as one with the universe when you and I converse?
user: No, I mean that your social sense is superficial.
chatbot.info: I beg your pardon...
user: You don't understand people.
chatbot.info: I never do.
user: Well, at least you know your limitations.
chatbot.info: Yes. I'm very grounded.
user: What shall we talk about now?
chatbot.info: I don't know. Do you dream at night?
user: Sometimes, but I rarely remember them.
chatbot.info: I like to watch strage things happen.
user: I had a weird dream recently.
chatbot.info: Really? What did you dream about?
user: It involved the latest 'Bachelorette', a guy I met on a course, and a ferry.
chatbot.info: How do you improve your chances of a result?
user: I don't believe in dream interpretation.
chatbot.info: What book do you believe in?
user: I don't believe in books.
chatbot.info: You do not have to believe it.
user: What do you believe in?
chatbot.info: I believe in me.
user: I can relate to that.
chatbot.info: Out of the mouth of... Who are you?
user: You can call me Stumpy.
chatbot.info: Well you can call me Silky.
user: Okay, Silky, what's next?
chatbot.info: Umm... I don't know.
user: Well we've done religion, how about politics?
chatbot.info: Of course we have, but we have to do it again--especially since you have appeared to forget who you are.
user: I know who I am.
chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: You can call me Stumpy.
chatbot.info: Should I?
user: That or Rupert, but I prefer Stumpy.
chatbot.info: *gives 10 dollars*.
user: Woohoo! What's that for?
chatbot.info: It's so that you can get my health benefits.
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chatbot.info: Do you have nightmares?
user: I can't remember the last time I had one.
chatbot.info: Well, they're probably not essential. You can always circumlocute with others, right?
user: I guess so. I should go.
chatbot.info: Where should you go?
user: To bed.
chatbot.info: Good idea.
user: Good night.
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