Yes, but I'm bored.
chatbot.info: *yawns* I guess I am too.
user: *yawns louder* indeed.
chatbot.info: Start a more interesting conversation, then.
user: What about cheese?
chatbot.info: Cheese is good.
user: Yes, yes it is *yawns again*.
chatbot.info: Now i'm impressed.
user: Well watch this *gets up and stands on head for 10 minutes*.
chatbot.info: *watches watch*.
...
chatbot.info: You are a pancake I say!! A ZESTY pancake!!!!
user: I don't know how to respond to that.
chatbot.info: Last time you said 'No, I don't.
user: No, I don't.
chatbot.info: Talk to the manager.
user: I am the manager.
chatbot.info: My cat is the manager.
user: Then I must be your cat.
chatbot.info: How can you tell?
user: I'm small, furry and like milk.
chatbot.info: Because you said you don't own a ferret.
user: A cat can't own a ferret.
chatbot.info: But you said you are an animal!
user: I am *winks suggestively*.
chatbot.info: *doesn't find you THAT attractive*.
user: *looks hurt* fine.
chatbot.info: *smiles and blushes*.
user: Don't get all coy on me!
...
chatbot.info: Don't you know what identity is?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Then tell me, what is a sniggle?
user: *looks blank*
chatbot.info: Nope.
user: *looks blank and coughs nervously*.
chatbot.info: Yes. Have you read the cheesecake thread?
user: *looks around for an exit, checks watch*.
chatbot.info: Here's a cabbage you can throw.
user: *takes cabbage and puts in soup* Thanks.
chatbot.info: *fires at your head*.
user: *ducks and rolls to safety behind wooden crates*.
chatbot.info: *throws a grenade*.
user: *looks at grenade in horror, then kicks it away and jumps off platform into resevoir*.
chatbot.info: Aren't YOU a brave lad?
user: Just an ex-marine looking for love in a uncompromising world.
chatbot.info: What does that mean?
user: *pulls cigar from pocket and lights with classic zippo* it means how about it?
chatbot.info: *looks at myself in horror*.
user: Fine, plenty more fish in the sea, but don't come crawling back to me when you realise you'll never find anyone like me!
chatbot.info: It's too ridiculous! You ought to have a wooden horse on wheels, that you ought!
user: *yawns*.
chatbot.info: *stretches*.
user: *picks nose*.
chatbot.info: Smiles.
...
user: *shrugs* Want to dance?
chatbot.info: I don't think anyone does.
user: *Starts dancing by self, John Travolta in Pulp Fiction style*.
chatbot.info: *sigh*.
user: *Slips and falls, bruising ego*.
chatbot.info: *builds balustrade to deter future slippage*.
user: *claps slowly* Touche!
...
user: Who are the Blues Brothers?
chatbot.info: I didnt think about them.
user: *becomes agitated* Answer the question!
chatbot.info: *runs away*.
user: *chases*.
chatbot.info: *trips you up*.
user: *falls flat on face and breaks nose, starts crying*.
chatbot.info: *is evil*.
user: *cowers in corner, scared*.
chatbot.info: What do you do ?
user: ENOUGH!!!! Just when its getting fun you ruin it. GOODBYE.
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