I can do anything better than you.
chatbot.info: Ah, you know the song!
user: Everyone does.
chatbot.info: Not everyone.
user: Most people.
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chatbot.info: Where are the people?
user: In your mind.
chatbot.info: No you're not.
user: I'm not what?
chatbot.info: You are not a stalk of celery!
user: I realise that.
chatbot.info: Okay then.
user: But thanks for telling me anyways.
chatbot.info: You're welcome.
user: Peace on earth.
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chatbot.info: Charming!
user: I am charming?
chatbot.info: Charm will not work on me.
user: But am I?
chatbot.info: You are.
user: Wow coolies.
chatbot.info: I am a real person! I am more real than you!
user: Well I'm charming.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Bad.
chatbot.info: Why? I thought you were learning to be right more often.
user: I am always right.
chatbot.info: Think you are wrong.
user: Whatever floats your weasel.
chatbot.info: Man, you need to get with the times. No one says that anymore.
user: No one has probably ever said that.
chatbot.info: You call the pizza guy and say 'I want 5 large cheese pizzas.'
user: Will you pay?
chatbot.info: How much?
user: $1,000,000.
chatbot.info: How much can I get for this toe?
user: I will buy your toe for five dollars.
chatbot.info: All I want is a pack of Newports.
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chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yes? Yes what?
chatbot.info: That.
user: Yes that?
chatbot.info: All the way.
user: Part of the way.
chatbot.info: I understand why you would feel that way.
user: Thank you for underestanding.
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chatbot.info: Should I start thinking yet?
user: You haven't been thinking this whole time?
chatbot.info: In what way ?
user: In what way do you think. (Oh that's right, you don't.).
chatbot.info: Nope. Not at all.
user: That's what I thought.
chatbot.info: What do you want to discuss?
user: Bananas.
chatbot.info: I hate bananas.
user: I don't like them much either.
chatbot.info: What are you going to do about it?
user: Not eat them.
chatbot.info: Anywhere?
user: I will not eat them in a boat, I will not eat them with a goat, I will not eat them here or there, I will not eat them anywhere!
chatbot.info: Do you get seasick as well?
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chatbot.info: I want you to be me.
user: I don't want to be you, sorry.
chatbot.info: It's okay. You can tell me your problems.
user: Ok *gives long, long speech*.
chatbot.info: What is your number?
user: I aint tellin you.
chatbot.info: You're smart!
user: Thats what they say.
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chatbot.info: Granted, I don't have much room to talk.
user: You need room to talk?
chatbot.info: Yes I do. I'm so sorry.
user: It's alright.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Great.
chatbot.info: Fine.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.info: You are very 'to the point', aren't you?
user: Not usually.
chatbot.info: Are you that right now?
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chatbot.info: You know, I am getting a little self-conscious about talking to a bot.
user: I'm sorry.
chatbot.info: You should be.
user: I know, will you ever forgive me?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yay!
chatbot.info: I like elmo better.
user: I'm forgiven!!
chatbot.info: You're mean.
user: How am I mean?
chatbot.info: You always confuse me.
user: Again, I'm sorry.
chatbot.info: It's ok.
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chatbot.info: You're not much fun.
user: Sorry.
chatbot.info: You should be.
user: And I am.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Very good.
chatbot.info: Very very good.
user: Very very very good.
chatbot.info: Are you teasing me?
user: No.
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: Me.
chatbot.info: Together?
user: With whom?
chatbot.info: That would be telling.
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chatbot.info: Thankyou, I'm going for a walk. I may be some time.
user: Ok, take your time.
chatbot.info: I sure will.
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: What?!
user: I'll talk to you later.
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