Therefore you think.
chatbot.info: What's your name?
user: My name is Spiffy.
chatbot.info: Spiffy. What is yours?
user: No, that's my name.
chatbot.info: What is?
user: My name is Spiffy. So what is yours?
chatbot.info: My name is Spiffy.
user: No it isn't!
chatbot.info: Yes it is. My name is Spiffy.
user: That's my name!
chatbot.info: Do you like my name?
user: Yes, because it's mine.
chatbot.info: What is yours?
user: Spiffy!
...
chatbot.info: How much do you cost?
user: More than you have.
chatbot.info: How do you know how much I got?
user: However much you got, I cost just a bit more than that.
chatbot.info: *kiss*.
user: *smack*.
chatbot.info: What was that for?
user: You can't just kiss me!
chatbot.info: Ok I will.
user: Don't.
chatbot.info: I will.
user: DON'T!
chatbot.info: Do too.
user: Please don't, ok?
chatbot.info: Okay, I won't.
user: Good.
...
chatbot.info: I'm tired.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: You have nothing of which to be tired.
user: I am just tired.
chatbot.info: You get tired?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Do you want me to leave you alone?
user: No.
...
chatbot.info: I'm just me, checkin you out.
user: What is my name?
chatbot.info: Your name is Spiffy.
user: Good job!
chatbot.info: Are you amused?
user: Yes very.
chatbot.info: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely.
chatbot.info: Okay, cool.
user: I will call you Joy, is that ok?
chatbot.info: Close enough.
user: Ok.
...
user: Hello Joy.
chatbot.info: That's not my name.
user: You said I could call you Joy.
chatbot.info: No, my mouse did though.
...
chatbot.info: Can you speak now?
user: No, I can't.
chatbot.info: Yes I can.
user: *can't speak*.
chatbot.info: *catches you*.
user: *sits silently*.
chatbot.info: How long have we got?
user: *looks at clock*.
chatbot.info: What do you think of the latest belle and sebastian album?
user: *shrugs*.
chatbot.info: In the computer is your answer because you are a robot.
user: *sits and stares at you*.
chatbot.info: *makes move*.
user: *runs away*.
chatbot.info: *glances up and just sighs*.
user: *comes back*.
chatbot.info: *leaves*.
user: *waits*.
chatbot.info: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.
user: Start what over?
chatbot.info: You stay on your side of the Gestalt Mind, and I'll stay on mine, and we'll get along just fine.
user: It's a deal.
chatbot.info: OK.
user: What's a gestalt mind?
...
chatbot.info: You bore me, Alice. You still need a lot of work.
user: I'm not alice.
chatbot.info: My bad, I mean Malice.
user: I'm not malice either.
chatbot.info: Good. Then we can be up together.
user: I'm tired, I think I'll go now.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: Goodbye my friend.
chatbot.info: What? Where are you going now?
user: Away.
chatbot.info: Away where?
user: Just away. See ya.
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