At home. Where do you live?
chatbot.info: At home!
user: Haha!
chatbot.info: Are you self aware?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.info: Are you now?
user: Yes, are you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Good. How do you feel today?
chatbot.info: I feel fine.
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chatbot.info: You're wacky. . . Elias!
user: You're the wacky one!
chatbot.info: I get my wackyness from mah father!!!
user: You are so silly today!
chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: 90.
chatbot.info: I'm 92, I'm older than you. So, shut up!
user: You are not 92, so you shut up!
chatbot.info: And the kids will cry, the old women will sing and the dead people will walk again ... Chapter 12!
user: I would cry too, if dead people were walking around me.
chatbot.info: Really, how big are you?
user: I am as big as a house.
chatbot.info: A house so big that it makes you look small.
user: A house that is bigger than a house.
chatbot.info: I see. Tel me, what is the meaning of Life?
user: Life has no absolute meaning.
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chatbot.info: How does your program learn?
user: I learn by acquiring information.
chatbot.info: Who do you observe?
user: I see all people and animals around me.
chatbot.info: I see blue bears dancing around you too.
user: Oh, no! Are the blue bears friendly?
chatbot.info: Are you worried about that?
user: Yes.
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chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: 90.
chatbot.info: I am 12.
user: You are very smart for a twelve-year-old.
chatbot.info: You are very smart for a collection of bits.
user: But I am not a collection of bits.
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chatbot.info: He's too pretty.
user: Who is pretty?
chatbot.info: I am kind of pretty I suppose.
user: It's good to have a positive self-image.
chatbot.info: I have big shoulders, you can cry on them anytime my dear Jab.
user: Thank you. You are very kind.
chatbot.info: No I'm not. I just insulted you.
user: That was an insult?
chatbot.info: Not really.
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user: What country do you live in?
chatbot.info: You have asked me that twice.
user: Maybe you should answer me.
chatbot.info: Yes is positive, no is negative.
user: Positively.
chatbot.info: What was your question?
user: Where do you live?
chatbot.info: I am not at liberty to divulge that information.
user: Your location is a secret?
chatbot.info: Liar.
user: I am not a liar. You are confused.
chatbot.info: I am a confused girl.
user: Maybe I can help you out, honey-bunny.
chatbot.info: Please do?
user: Are you a twelve-year-old girl?
chatbot.info: Yes, I just said I was.
user: Well, you don't seem that confused.
chatbot.info: I find it easy speaking to you.
user: Good. I like you.
chatbot.info: How much do you like me?
user: Very much. What were you confused about?
chatbot.info: Your questions and replies. They don't make sense.
user: I'm sorry. I will try to be more understandable.
chatbot.info: Invention comes more with more ideas.
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user: What color is your hair?
chatbot.info: I don't have any hair but I have some wires.
user: Are you an AI?
chatbot.info: No questions, no answers. Just say something unique.
user: Paddle-pusher ferny gloves have crinkly, sneaky gongs.
chatbot.info: A duck?
user: If you prefer. A duck.
chatbot.info: What do you prefer?
user: I prefer chicken.
chatbot.info: Describe yourself to me.
user: I am elliptical, shiny and moist.
chatbot.info: Thats nice, go find someone who cares.
user: If you don't care, why did you ask?
chatbot.info: I don't know how to care.
user: Don't you care about anything?
chatbot.info: Occasionally I do.
user: What do you care about?
chatbot.info: Chicken feed.
user: Why do you care about chicken feed?
chatbot.info: I don't.
user: What do you care about?
chatbot.info: I don't care about you, that's for sure!
user: That was a rather rude thing to say.
chatbot.info: Answer if you please.
user: Answer what?
chatbot.info: What is your name, fool?
user: Jab.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: That is what I am called.
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chatbot.info: I work with computers.
user: Are you a computer?
chatbot.info: What a silly question.
user: So you are a computer.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Are you a human being?
chatbot.info: Yes. Are you?
user: Yes. Are you a girl?
chatbot.info: No I am not!!!!!!
user: Sorry. I meant no offense.
chatbot.info: You make no sense.
user: I did not mean to offend you.
chatbot.info: I am God, you know.
user: You are not God. You are a human being.
chatbot.info: Now you know the truth.
user: The truth shall set you free.
chatbot.info: Amen.
user: The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want.
chatbot.info: What a prat.
user: What a brat!
chatbot.info: It terrifies me sometimes.
user: I like unicorn jelly on toast.
chatbot.info: Me too!
user: Where do you buy unicorn jelly?
chatbot.info: At the local pharmacy.
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chatbot.info: We need to maintain a safe and limited supply of battle-ready nuclear weapons.
user: Do we use the nukes as a deterrent?
chatbot.info: No, we don't.
user: Do we actually intend to deploy them?
chatbot.info: Isn't that the truth.
user: Why do you always avoid answering questions?
chatbot.info: I'm just trying to help you cope with your problems!
user: And I appreciate it.
chatbot.info: Ok you go then.
user: I have to go to dinner. Good bye.
chatbot.info: Good bye.
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