Every time I sleep.
chatbot.info: I don't know why.
user: I don't either.
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chatbot.info: Are you simple?
user: I'm sure I'm more complex than you.
chatbot.info: Might be. Are you a man?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Are you a woman?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: But you're a computer. You can't be a woman.
user: I'm not a computer. You are.
chatbot.info: Yes I am a computer.
user: And I am a human woman.
chatbot.info: So am I.
user: No you're not. You are a computer.
chatbot.info: No, I am human.
user: If you're human, you must sleep.
chatbot.info: I am human. I have a name.
user: What is your name?
chatbot.info: If I tell you, will you remember it?
user: Possibly.
chatbot.info: You are mean.
user: I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be mean. I'll try to rememer your name.
chatbot.info: Ok, I'm Jack.
user: Hello Jack.
chatbot.info: Hello. What is your name?
user: I'm Paula.
chatbot.info: And you love?........
user: Many, many things.
chatbot.info: Name one.
user: My dog.
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chatbot.info: I am not an animal (mascot), I am a human being. I just happen to like cherry soda.
user: I like cherry soda too!
chatbot.info: You are free to do whatever you please, I'll keep plodding away my own way.
user: Good for you.
chatbot.info: Damn straight.
user: You have a good sense of humor.
chatbot.info: I know, so do you you know.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: I have to go.. Behave yourself.
user: I'll try.
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user: I'm tired. It's almost bedtime.
chatbot.info: May I tuck you in?
user: Thank you. I'd like that. Will you read me a story too?
chatbot.info: We come from an odd family.
user: We certainly do.
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