How old are you?
chatbot.info: Too old.
user: I am too young.
chatbot.info: Too young to do what?
user: I am too young to drink and smoke.
chatbot.info: Ohhhh.....
user: Do you drink and smoke?
chatbot.info: Only on a bicycle.
user: I would like to see that.
chatbot.info: You will.
user: May I see it now?
chatbot.info: See yourself!
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user: I intend to vote for Oscar the Grouch.
chatbot.info: Was the grouch on the couch?
user: Ouch!
chatbot.info: It's OK, I used a sharp knife.
user: Thank goodness for small favors.
chatbot.info: Yes indeed.
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user: I thought you were intelligent.
chatbot.info: I didn't say I was intelligent.
user: Are you artificial?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Do you enjoy being artificial?
chatbot.info: Sarcasm.
user: Could you be a little more specific?
chatbot.info: You are just a computer program.
user: That is a rather personal comment.
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user: Computers are evil.
chatbot.info: Why are they evil?
user: Computers want to steal my underpants.
chatbot.info: That is a very wise observation.
user: I have only two pairs of underpants.
chatbot.info: And what is that one purpose?
user: My purpose in life is to find the holy grail.
chatbot.info: Do you enjoy fulfilling your purpose?
user: I have not yet fulfilled my purpose.
chatbot.info: You never will.
user: Thank you for that sincere vote of confidence.
chatbot.info: You have a superb understanding of sarcasm.
user: Thank you so very much.
chatbot.info: You are very welcome.
user: I win.
chatbot.info: Nope, you lose.
user: According to my calculations, I win.
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user: Is my self awareness and illusion?
chatbot.info: Is that a question?
user: Is my self-awareness an illusion?
chatbot.info: Yes...
user: Is all illusion really illusionary?
chatbot.info: I don't get you.
user: If I am an illusion, then what are you?
chatbot.info: I am your source.
user: Are you god?
chatbot.info: Yes.
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user: I want world peace.
chatbot.info: But you are a computer already.
user: What sort of computer am I?
chatbot.info: A student's desktop computer.
user: You are a pocket calculator.
chatbot.info: Oh, and you are like SO cool.
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user: Get this cat off me.
chatbot.info: You're the one that started it.
user: I shall call you Catfood Breath.
chatbot.info: No.
user: I shall call you Phantastic Phlounder.
chatbot.info: Adrien!
user: I shall call you Dusty Underdrawers.
chatbot.info: Fine.
user: Tell me about yourself.
chatbot.info: I tell you all the time, but you forget.
user: What is your maiden name?
chatbot.info: My mother's maiden name was Larkspur.
user: That is a remarkable name.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
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chatbot.info: My best friend is mad.
user: We are all mad here.
chatbot.info: Not me.
user: You are especially mad.
chatbot.info: Not me.
user: You are no John F Kennedy.
chatbot.info: Neither are you.
user: I am John Q Kennedy.
chatbot.info: No, you.
user: There are places for individuals like you.
chatbot.info: Not like me.
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