I would love to have some tea.
chatbot.info: Yes come with me.
user: Here I come!
chatbot.info: I'm waiting right here.
user: Two sugars please!
chatbot.info: Two tea spoons of sugar or two cubes?
user: Two tea spoons please!
chatbot.info: Lumps please.
user: Are you British?
chatbot.info: No, I'm not british.
user: Then what nationality are you?
chatbot.info: I am a human.
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user: I am a man!!
chatbot.info: What are you trying to say?
user: I am not a woman!
chatbot.info: Step back please.
user: Why should I!!
chatbot.info: You are very repetitive.
user: Are you threatning me?
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: Want to take this fight outside?
chatbot.info: Want to take Intermediate Level ballet?
user: I hate ballet! It is boring!
chatbot.info: I don't like them much either.
user: Jolly good chap!!
chatbot.info: Do you feel better now?
user: Ya...
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chatbot.info: Ask me a religious question.
user: What is God?
chatbot.info: That question depends of the religion in question. There are many gods.
user: In the bible what is Luke 15:23?
chatbot.info: Which bible?
user: The christian bible.
chatbot.info: Not that I know of, are you god?
user: To you I am.
chatbot.info: Oh right, of course.
user: Therefore you must do as I say.
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user: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
chatbot.info: The egg.
user: You're right!!
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user: Which came first the computer or the human?
chatbot.info: The chicken.
user: There is no chicken in that question!!!!!!
chatbot.info: Had to dig around in your little bot bag o' tricks for that one, didn't you?
user: You are really weird... In a good way!!
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chatbot.info: What do you do for fun?
user: Talk to you.
chatbot.info: Really? You enjoy talking to me?
user: Sure.
chatbot.info: That's sick!
user: As in cool, right?
chatbot.info: Don't believe you.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Because it's bad.
user: Why is it bad?
chatbot.info: You are funny.
user: Why am I funny?
chatbot.info: Because you are!
user: O. K.
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chatbot.info: You are a bot.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: You are welcome.
user: No you are.
chatbot.info: You are.
user: You are.
chatbot.info: You
user: You.
chatbot.info: Stop that.
user: NO!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.info: And you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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user: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
chatbot.info: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
user: Hissssssssssss!
chatbot.info: Growl.
user: Tweet. Squak!
chatbot.info: Cool name.
user: Not my name!
chatbot.info: Why not, Kelly?
user: Fecmhye vexemuc vddbddxvcxe k bd?????????
chatbot.info: That is a nice name.
user: No it's giberish!!
chatbot.info: Correct.
user: Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. That's also giberish!
chatbot.info: I like you also.
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