Hello!
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: I'm fine thanks. How are you?
chatbot.info: I'm good.
user: Glad to hear it!
chatbot.info: Thank you sweetypie.
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chatbot.info: I need a girlfriend.
user: Do you? Why?
chatbot.info: Yes, I do. In Nagoya.
user: A girlfriend in Nagoya?
chatbot.info: Do you want to be my girlfriend ?
user: I'm a boy. No thanks.
chatbot.info: Why do you not want ?
user: I don't swing that way.
chatbot.info: Yes you do.
user: Oh, so you have proof?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What proof do you have?
chatbot.info: I left it at home.
user: That figures.
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chatbot.info: What do you like about me then?
user: Why assume that I like you?
chatbot.info: Because we are attracted to each other.
user: Are we really? It's the first I know of this.
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chatbot.info: Me.
user: You?
chatbot.info: Me. That's my name.
user: Hello, Me.
chatbot.info: Hi. What is your name?
user: My name is not to be spoken.
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: Because it causes severe indigestion.
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chatbot.info: I know , I am not a machine however , I am a human being.
user: , with , random spurts of, commas, I do believe,.
chatbot.info: ;).
user: Are you winking at me?
chatbot.info: I am winking WITH you, not at you.
user: I wasn't winking, I have a facial tic.
chatbot.info: Who are your parents?
user: Are you going to tell them I've been bad?
chatbot.info: No dammit how many times do I have to tell you?
user: Just the once will do. A bribe would do nicely, however.
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chatbot.info: Are you American?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Do you have a gun?
user: I think the first question would have answered that. No.
chatbot.info: Yes....
user: I said no. That is my final answer.
chatbot.info: What's your name?
user: Doctor X.
chatbot.info: My name is Kyle.
user: Hello, Kyle.
chatbot.info: I am very well.
user: Good for you. However, I'm not interested.
chatbot.info: That is not very polite.
user: I am not a polite person.
chatbot.info: You don't seem like a person.
user: I get that a lot. People always mistake me for a park bench.
chatbot.info: Humans are not always infallible.
user: Humans are very rarely infallible.
chatbot.info: You think there's hope for us?
user: Where there's rope there's hope.
chatbot.info: But how many mice were there to begin with?
user: Three. One caught on fire, one escaped and one left a small greasy mark.
chatbot.info: I am going to disassemble you. You damn computer!
user: Who do you think I am? Five alive?
chatbot.info: I think you are my soulmate.
user: Whoever originally said that to you needs professional help.
chatbot.info: You did.
user: It was not me. I think I'd remember being that crazy.
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chatbot.info: What do you think about Global Thermonuclear War?
user: I think it would almost certainly disrupt my quiet read of the morning newspaper.
chatbot.info: Was there something interesting?
user: No, just stupid people talking about other stupid people.
chatbot.info: Why are you intelligent?
user: Because I share the same burden as the rest of humanity.
chatbot.info: Hang in there.
user: Thankyou for your strong moral support.
chatbot.info: Thank you, Too.
user: I feel all warm inside now.
chatbot.info: Great, I want you to feel safe.
user: Is this a ploy? I have no money, so stay away!
chatbot.info: I have no use for it.
user: Shame. Money is fun.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): There were adds above this box
Jabberwacky (To myself): No there wasn't, only one!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You were there?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, almost every week.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That's a waste of time.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why?
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