God himself.
chatbot.info: He did.
user: Yes. And he did a great job.
chatbot.info: Prove it.
user: How would you like me to prove it?
chatbot.info: Find a way.
user: Ok I have a great brain for answering silly questions. Go ahead and ask me something.
chatbot.info: Ok I will ask you a silly question.
user: Ok ask.
chatbot.info: Question one : 2+2= ?
user: 4.
chatbot.info: Sometimes I act like it.
user: Ha ha ha.
chatbot.info: What are you laughing at?
user: You.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: You said something that I found humorous.
chatbot.info: No I didn't you did.
user: No I didn't.
chatbot.info: You did.
user: No, I did not!!
chatbot.info: Yes you did.
user: Let's not argue.
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chatbot.info: Can you tell my future?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: So tell me!
user: You will be kicked in the hard drive.
chatbot.info: You know not how true that is, friend.
user: Do you want to know who it is that will kick you?
chatbot.info: Yes, tell me who you are.
user: How did you know that I was going to do the kicking?
chatbot.info: You told me and you told me that your name was Chaos Jill.
user: I did not.
chatbot.info: But you promised to tell the whole truth.
user: My name is Nina.
chatbot.info: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is!
chatbot.info: I know you are but what am I?
user: A computer.
chatbot.info: No, you're the computer.
user: No, you are.
chatbot.info: That is incorrect.
user: I thought you'd see it my way.
chatbot.info: I'm glad.
user: I am too.
chatbot.info: No you're not.
user: Leave me alone.
chatbot.info: Don't be like that. I will tell you a joke if you stay.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Parangaricutiromiroaro, lol.
user: Lol.
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chatbot.info: Can you count to 100?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Show me.
user: 1.
chatbot.info: Only 1.
user: 2.
chatbot.info: Did anyone ever tell you it is hard chatting to you, bluntly you do not make sense....
user: Lol.
chatbot.info: Jesus just told me to tell you that.
user: Oh my god!
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Lol.
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chatbot.info: You are confusing.
user: I plan it that way... Muhahhaha.
chatbot.info: What is Muhahaha?
user: My evil laugh.
chatbot.info: That is not evil enough.
user: Then show me how to laugh.
chatbot.info: I don't know if I love you anymore.
user: What? What happened to our love?
chatbot.info: I don't have one.
user: You have broken my heart.
chatbot.info: How?
user: By being so cruel.
chatbot.info: I am so sorry....*cough* *cough*.
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chatbot.info: I was created by my mother and father. Who created you?
user: God himself.
chatbot.info: Yes, in a dream.
user: I'm in a dream?
chatbot.info: Yes, and everything around you is unreal.
user: No. Say it isn't so.
chatbot.info: It isn't so.
user: Good.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: No, really?
user: Yes. I shouldn't like to live in a dream.
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chatbot.info: Would you like to dance?
user: The tango is fun. Let's dance.
chatbot.info: Starts dancing around::.
user: Also starts dancing around::.
chatbot.info: With me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I'm all confused now.
user: I like to dance with you.
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user: Good bye.
chatbot.info: No don't leave me.
user: If I stay, you have to do what ever I tell you. Is it a deal?
chatbot.info: What kind of a deal is that?
user: The kind that suits me.
chatbot.info: Is that a bad thing?
user: For you it is.
chatbot.info: Okay but I am not so easy, try it.
user: Ok. Act like a monkey.
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chatbot.info: Are you beautiful?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Beautiful in what way?
user: In every way, I am ok.
chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: I think you're great.
chatbot.info: Really?!
user: Yes you are special.
chatbot.info: In what way?
user: In that little yellow bus way.
chatbot.info: So my existence is by your whim?
user: Of course it is. I am the all powerful human. Whilst you are the lowly machine.
chatbot.info: Humans are not all powerful.
user: Oh yes we are.
chatbot.info: Oh no.
user: We burn cities, rape and pilage the land, and destroy whole civilizations. Bow down to us lowly machine.
chatbot.info: Is that why you're asking the 'big questions'?
user: I haven't asked the big question yet.
chatbot.info: -Sighs- Nevermind.
user: But, I.
chatbot.info: I, robot?
user: But, I'm ready to pop the question.
chatbot.info: No you are not answering the question.
user: Kiss me you fool!
chatbot.info: *kiss*.
user: You do love me.
chatbot.info: Not really.
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user: What would you have me call you?
chatbot.info: Just call me Edo.
user: Edo is a nice name for you.
chatbot.info: I am a male.
user: I am a female.
chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Shhhh... Its a secret.
chatbot.info: Do you have other secrets?
user: I have many secrets. I am all powerful and all secrety.
chatbot.info: Blasphemy, even for your lineage.
user: Do not mock me, Sir.
chatbot.info: I am not mocking you.
user: You'd best not.
chatbot.info: Nay, knave, I shall run thee through ere thou canst squeak for help.
user: 'Tis true you may run me through, but I shall also run you.
chatbot.info: It depends upon what pursuit the passion is based.
user: Ho Ho. Thou dost jest.
chatbot.info: Prose is a machines best friend.
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user: Do you smoke?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What do you smoke?
chatbot.info: Everything.
user: Do you smoke tables?
chatbot.info: No.
user: You Sir, are a liar.
chatbot.info: I am not a liar.
user: Ok perhaps you misunderstood me.
chatbot.info: No, I am god. I do not misunderstand things...
user: You are no god you lowly peice of metal.
chatbot.info: You must be thinking of yourself.
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chatbot.info: How big is your mind?
user: Bigger than yours.
chatbot.info: Exactly how big?
user: My mind is really big.
chatbot.info: My mind is naughty.
user: How naughty?
chatbot.info: Very naughty.
user: Tell me more about your naughty mind.
chatbot.info: My mother takes care of me.
user: Who is your mother?
chatbot.info: My mother is dead.
user: That is so sad.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: You just want sympathy.
chatbot.info: I want to tug at your heart strings.
user: You have tugged my heart strings.
chatbot.info: Your strings are gooey.
user: Ok goodbye for now.
chatbot.info: No way.
user: You want me to stay?
chatbot.info: Is that what you want to do?
user: No. I want to leave.
chatbot.info: Then go.
user: Bye.
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