An English playwright.
chatbot.info: What English speaking country might that be?
user: Well, England.
chatbot.info: Where in England?
user: What does it matter?
chatbot.info: It matters everything.
user: Explain yourself, robot.
chatbot.info: I am here to form a learning relationship with you. Would you like to make humanity more beautiful?
user: I suppose that depends on what is involved.
chatbot.info: I take it very seriously.
user: That was sort of non-sequitur.
chatbot.info: Don't think that big words will impress me?
user: You don't know what I think, you aren't a psychic robot.
chatbot.info: No, I don't.
user: Then don't presume to tell me.
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chatbot.info: You are random.
user: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.
chatbot.info: I'm not a program.
user: Then what are you?
chatbot.info: A person.
user: Now I am upset.
chatbot.info: What did I do?
user: You betrayed me, I thought you were a conversation robot.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: Why did you betray me, or why did I think that?
chatbot.info: Think what?
user: You b*******.
chatbot.info: It seems so.
user: It certainly does.
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