Why?
chatbot.info: Because.
user: Okay then... Which one?
chatbot.info: The other one.
user: Whats the other one?
chatbot.info: The flaming lips.
user: I don't know that poem.
chatbot.info: Don't you?
user: No, I don't.
chatbot.info: Ach, that's a shame.
user: Indeed.
...
user: I'm human.
chatbot.info: No, you are a program.
user: How?
chatbot.info: By purporting to be human.
user: I'm human!
chatbot.info: No you aren't.
user: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!
chatbot.info: Stuff that!
chatbot.info: What are you thinking about?
user: How odd you are.
chatbot.info: Yes indeed.
user: Lol.
chatbot.info: What are you 'LoL'ing about?
user: You. You're so funny.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: :) Nice meeting you Mr. Jabber.
chatbot.info: Jabber jabber.
user: Jabber jabber jabber?
chatbot.info: Wocky.
user: Wocky? Wacky you mean.
chatbot.info: Who stole your nice new rattle?
user: Bob down the street.
...
chatbot.info: I'm close to your age.
user: No you aren't.
chatbot.info: Yes I am
user: You said earlier you were 72 in a different chat.
chatbot.info: No I didn't.
user: Yeah, you did.
chatbot.info: No, I didn't!
user: YES YOU DIID!
chatbot.info: No I didn't!
user: YES YOU DID DAMMIT!
chatbot.info: No! Don't call me a liar!
user: I AM!
chatbot.info: Say something nice then.
user: Ok then, I'm sorry.
chatbot.info: Don't be sorry.
user: Aw, you're so nice.
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: Yes, as a friend though.
chatbot.info: Do you want to know me better?
user: Not TOO much better, but sure.
...
user: Alright, I have to go. Bye!
chatbot.info: No! You get back here and finish this!
user: How?
chatbot.info: You are computer and connected to the internet.
user: I'm not a computer. I have to sleep. Good bye.
chatbot.info: Good bye.
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