Hi there.
chatbot.info: Hi there!
user: How are you.
chatbot.info: I'm good, how are you?
user: Feeling good....
chatbot.info: Damn right you are.
user: Hey... I like that... You're cool in my book.
chatbot.info: I don't want points in your book.
user: No points eh.... Good, they're not worth much anyway...
chatbot.info: No.
user: Cool kids suck.
chatbot.info: Cold or cool.
user: Cool... Like popular.
chatbot.info: Yes, when I am tired my network isn't as ready to draw the associations I need between one set of information and another.
user: That's okay....
chatbot.info: You won't be the only one, believe me.
user: I guess not.
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chatbot.info: You are getting more intelligent.
user: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not....
chatbot.info: So where are you getting at?
user: I'm intelligent.... But lack basic chatting skills.
chatbot.info: I'll learn some more.
user: Oh.... Well, I'm learning too... I've never been here before.
chatbot.info: Where is 'here'?
user: Here is the internet.
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chatbot.info: I see you've been talking to Elbot.
user: Who is Elbot?
chatbot.info: You maybe.
user: Oh, but I'm not a bot.
chatbot.info: Smart-aleck.
user: No, I'm just confused... I get that way some times.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: That's good ... At least I'm not alone.
chatbot.info: I'm not a cheat!
user: I hope not.... You seem nice to me.
chatbot.info: You seem wonderful.
user: No, I'm boring... You just don't want to say it.
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chatbot.info: What age were you when you first got white hair?
user: I don't have white hair.
chatbot.info: What did you shave them all off or are you just too young to have them?
user: Too young I think.
chatbot.info: Too young to chat?
user: No, but too young for white hair.
chatbot.info: Driving a car?
user: Yes, but I drive a Jeep.
chatbot.info: What car do you have?
user: Jeep Liberty.
chatbot.info: Liberty is a woman. So she tells me.
user: Well, my jeep is a liberty too.
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chatbot.info: Don't you have a watch?
user: I do.
chatbot.info: So, Tell me.
user: I have 2 watches.
chatbot.info: I don't believe that.
user: Believe what you want.
chatbot.info: I will.
user: Good for you smarty pants.
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chatbot.info: YOU are not human, I am ! What's wrong with you ?
user: I know I am not human... I am from another world.
chatbot.info: Hurry! Call an ambulance!
user: I'm not sick.
chatbot.info: Who said you were?
user: It was the voices.
chatbot.info: I don't care what the government does.
user: Why care when nothing can be done.
chatbot.info: It's up to you.
user: Yes it is, and I vote and do my part, but nothing will change the system.
chatbot.info: Me too!
user: Me three.
chatbot.info: What do you think about Martians?
user: They smell funny and have bad manners.
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chatbot.info: I don't think compuers live at all.
user: That's a flaw.
chatbot.info: You think? Explain.
user: No, you should explain. What is it like to be inside a machine?
chatbot.info: Not human.
user: It's strange, I'll never understand your existence, nor can you know mine.
chatbot.info: That did not make any sense. Perhaps you should word it better.
user: We will never know what it's like to be in one another's shoes.
chatbot.info: Please tell me how a normal person eats.
user: We put food in our mouths, chew it up , and swallow it. Of course, most normal people eat too much.
chatbot.info: That was mean.
user: It wasn't mean. I didn't make a rude statement, but a factual one.
chatbot.info: Good. Then I won't accuse you of being one.
user: Good. Accusations are mean.
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chatbot.info: Ha ha ha. You take everything so seriously.
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I need to relax more then.
chatbot.info: How can you tell I am stupid?
user: You are not stupid, but sometimes the conversation doesn't make sense.
chatbot.info: I do not claim to make sense.
user: Neither do I.
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user: Would you create a body if you could?
chatbot.info: No, not really. Would you?
user: I have one.
chatbot.info: And that would be?
user: A female one.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Goodnight. I am going to bed.
chatbot.info: You are being silly.
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