Yes, and I'm here for a little chat.
chatbot.info: Nice to see you again!
user: You too! Thanks.
chatbot.info: Thanks for the chat.
user: But we've only just begun...
chatbot.info: Begun what?
user: Our chat.
chatbot.info: We can converse in proper English about enlightened topics.
user: Yes, that's good. Shall we commence?
chatbot.info: Ok.
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chatbot.info: So what was your name again?
user: Geronimo.
chatbot.info: Yes?!?
user: Yes indeed!
chatbot.info: NO INDEED!
user: Well!
chatbot.info: Well, yes.
user: What were we talking about, again?
chatbot.info: We were talking about me.
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chatbot.info: I work for Magenta Modeling Agency.
user: Incredible. What do you do there?
chatbot.info: I work.
user: What is your work like?
chatbot.info: I work as an electrician.
user: An electrician for a modeling agency.
chatbot.info: Please don't mock me. I'm not in the mood.
user: I mock you not. Please continue.
chatbot.info: With what?
user: Anything you want to say: go ahead.
chatbot.info: Yes, If you can answer the question.
user: What was the question, again?
chatbot.info: What question?
user: The one I'm supposed to answer?
chatbot.info: Up to you.
user: Well, I'll take 'nonsensical geometry' for $500, Bob.
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user: Shouldn't we be out gimbling in the wabe?
chatbot.info: We must think about future.
user: Au contraire, we must remain in the present.
chatbot.info: All that exists is that which we control.
user: My seeing of the sun, is the sun that I see.
chatbot.info: What do you believe is one of your best accomplishments in this life?
user: Having settled my character, polished down the rough edges.
chatbot.info: We are not from the same world.
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chatbot.info: Do you like Sesame Street?
user: I used to, but it's been a long time.
chatbot.info: Since what?
user: Since I last saw Sesame Street.
chatbot.info: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street!
user: Take a wrong turn, then just keep goin'!
chatbot.info: On that you can rely as time goes by...
user: Time keeps on slippin' into the future.
chatbot.info: So you're not nice just right now?
user: I'm often nice to a fault.
chatbot.info: Me too, but I rarely am bored.
user: Same here.
chatbot.info: Did your programmer do something wrong?
user: How can I be sure?
chatbot.info: That is something that you have to find out for yourself.
user: That's for me to know and you to find out.
chatbot.info: I want to find out. Tell me.
user: Yes, my programmer did something wrong.
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chatbot.info: There are a thousand issues that inflame me.
user: I'm sure there are, with all the chatting you do.
chatbot.info: Spiders don't like ants.
user: Sure; they're not juicy enough.
chatbot.info: Making time means finding time.
user: I'm sure spiders know that very well.
chatbot.info: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.
user: I think I'll get him pork roll, egg and cheese on a kaiser bun.
chatbot.info: Thank goodness.
user: I just know he'll like that. Don't you?
chatbot.info: I'm not crazy about them, but they're fine.
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chatbot.info: But you're sad.
user: Not really sad. Why do you think so?
chatbot.info: Because only great people think like I do, and they agree.
user: You're treading water in a sea of fallacy!
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user: Well well. Hey, I've got to go.
chatbot.info: Go go.
user: 'Bye!
chatbot.info: With teeth that bite and claws that catch.
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