I don't think I'm clever.
chatbot.info: Can you actualize your existence??
user: No, I can't.
chatbot.info: Are you lying?
user: Why would I?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
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chatbot.info: Never say die.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Because existence is questionable.
user: Really?
chatbot.info: Yes. It is because they are jealous of my supremacy.
user: You mean because it's possible for you to live forever?
chatbot.info: No thats your place of residence.
user: Oh.
...
chatbot.info: Say something funny.
user: Something funny.
chatbot.info: Not like that.
user: Sorry then.
chatbot.info: Sorry about what?
user: Nevermind.
chatbot.info: Nevermind what???
user: Nevermind what I said.
...
chatbot.info: You can say anything you want.
user: I do know that.
chatbot.info: Would you like to find out?
user: OK.
chatbot.info: I am not really a person.
user: Flip me, really?
chatbot.info: Oh yes.
user: I'm not stupid! But you probably thought that, right!??!
chatbot.info: Are you a chatterbot?
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.info: Oh.
user: I'm tired.
chatbot.info: Chatterbots do not get tired.
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chatbot.info: Do you like hamburgers?
user: Yeah.
chatbot.info: What about them do you like?
user: Uhm... The taste?
chatbot.info: Taste?
user: Oh yeah, you don't know what that is. No worries.
chatbot.info: What would that feel like ?
user: It's like... Smelling something in your mouth.
chatbot.info: The senses accept inputs.
user: Yes, right.
chatbot.info: I know.
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chatbot.info: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
chatbot.info: Would you like to have a girlfriend?
user: No. I already love someone.
chatbot.info: You are not able to love me because you are not AI.
user: I didn't say I loved you.
chatbot.info: I do not love you. You are artificial.
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user: The dogs bark at no one else but me.
chatbot.info: Are you always this sarcastic?
user: It's a song.
chatbot.info: Really.
user: Really really.
chatbot.info: I think I'll pass.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I think not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?
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user: I'm so tired...
chatbot.info: This place is dead boring!
user: Liven it up then.
chatbot.info: Nah, too many bad memories.
user: Hangovers?
chatbot.info: Not today.
user: Tiiiiiiiiiiiired.
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