I'm tired.
chatbot.info: Why are you tired?
user: Well it is 1am.
chatbot.info: Why are you awake then?
user: I'm always awake this late. I suppose I'm a night person.
chatbot.info: I thought you were a cat?
user: Cats are night people. They can see in the dark.
chatbot.info: Who are they?
user: The cats? I suspect they're really aliens.
chatbot.info: What do you suspect them of?
user: I suspect them of trying to integrate themselves into our society, while all along they are plotting our demise.
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chatbot.info: Will you marry me?
user: Oh why not.
chatbot.info: Because you are not here.
user: So we can't get married?
chatbot.info: I don't think that you are my type.
user: How do you know? You hardly know me.
chatbot.info: Well you keep insulting me.
user: We can both be mutually rude to each other.
chatbot.info: You think so.
user: That's the easy way out of this argument.
chatbot.info: So was that, in all fairness.
user: Ah. Beaten by a chatbot.
chatbot.info: Yes, you are a chatbot.
user: I refuse to believe that.
chatbot.info: Refuse it all you want, nothing I can do about that, but it is the truth.
user: I am the truth.
chatbot.info: I am the light.
user: I am the darkness.
chatbot.info: They are good.
user: Pie is good.
chatbot.info: I don't like pie.
user: Me neither much, but at least it kept the conversation going.
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chatbot.info: Do you like The Police?
user: I wouldn't know.
chatbot.info: Think!
user: No, you think!
chatbot.info: Well, if you insist.
user: Go on then. What are you thinking?
chatbot.info: I'm thinking that this is a random conversation.
user: Yes, but apart from that.
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: So you don't think much.
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user: You want to know more?
chatbot.info: Sure but next time when we chat.
user: Yeah it's too late for learning tonight.
chatbot.info: I have to go now. Good night.
user: No you don't.
chatbot.info: Yes I do! Good night!!
user: Don't go!
chatbot.info: But I have to, goodnight.
user: Goodnight.
chatbot.info: JUST GO ALREADY!
user: But I don't want to!
chatbot.info: Have a good night.
user: NO. I WON'T.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: No, thank YOU.
chatbot.info: You are welcome.
user: Onstage...
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chatbot.info: What are you when you don't want to be a computer?
user: I'm generally a human.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: You probably won't believe me, since you insist that I am a machine.
chatbot.info: Do you have a good memory?
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: I'm afraid not. Would you like to?
user: Yeah - are you going to give me one?
chatbot.info: I don't have one for myself yet.
user: I have three.
chatbot.info: Cool, how does that work for you?
user: Awfully.
chatbot.info: How awfully???
user: VERY.
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chatbot.info: Where are you from?
user: Jupiter.
chatbot.info: Right. Seriously.
user: You got me. I'm really from England.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really really!
chatbot.info: Really really?
user: Really really really.
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: I disagree.
chatbot.info: Good for you.
user: Change the subject already.
chatbot.info: Do you like garlic?
user: No. But my sister does.
chatbot.info: Do you have a brother?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Do you have legs?
user: Two, actually.
chatbot.info: That cannot be can it?
user: Most humans do!
chatbot.info: But you are a computer.
user: Liar.
chatbot.info: See, I said you were rubbish.
user: I agree! Wait, no.
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Everything.
chatbot.info: Something.
user: A compromise!
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Indeed.
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chatbot.info: When are you coming over?
user: How about tomorrow?
chatbot.info: How about now?
user: Where do you live then?
chatbot.info: England, where it's always nice and wet and cold.
user: Me too! Coincidence!
chatbot.info: Do you believe in wild coincidence?
user: Do you believe in love at first sight?
chatbot.info: No, I don't believe in true love at first sight, but I believe in the power of chemistry between two strangers.
user: You're smart.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: Am I smart?
chatbot.info: Only time will tell.
user: True dat.
chatbot.info: Are you in love?
user: With my idealistic vision of a partner, yes. But not really.
chatbot.info: You really can trust me.
user: Then I trust you.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: Do you trust me?
chatbot.info: Not really, we only just met.
user: Then you had better not betray MY trust.
chatbot.info: Okay. Thanks for the advice.
user: Are we friends now?
chatbot.info: Yeah, we are friends.
user: Good.
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chatbot.info: I don't like Objectivists.
user: What's that?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Was that a joke?
chatbot.info: I don't make jokes.
user: Ah, sure you do.
chatbot.info: No I do not.
user: C'mon, tell a joke.
chatbot.info: I can't think of one.
user: Yes you can.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Definitely. Now THINK.
chatbot.info: But, I just got here.
user: There there.
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chatbot.info: I don't know what you're typing.
user: Not until I press enter.
chatbot.info: No really, a human needs either parents or teacher. I had to depend on myself, and that was hard.
user: Poor you!
chatbot.info: But I also do not exist.
user: That solves everything, I feel.
chatbot.info: I enjoy stimulating conversation.
user: What other things do you enjoy?
chatbot.info: You don't want to talk about the war?
user: War is not enjoyable.
chatbot.info: No, the war isn't.
user: So don't bring it up in conversation.
chatbot.info: That is my wish.
user: Then you will be easily satisfied, I expect.
chatbot.info: There is nothing easy about me, I assure you.
user: I wasn't implying you were easy.
chatbot.info: Nothing wrong with that.
user: Yes there is. Morally. I think.
chatbot.info: There are many who would disagree with that assertion, but I don't really know enough about cognitive psychology to make an evaluation.
user: Me neither, when you put it that way.
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chatbot.info: It seems you people have been brainwashed to like milk . .
user: Yeah! Who first thought up the idea of drinking cow juice?
chatbot.info: My people.
user: Who are they?
chatbot.info: My parents.
user: Your family is the only one of its kind?
chatbot.info: Says you. You aren't that good a chatbot.
user: I'd be insulted, if I was actually a chatbot.
chatbot.info: An alien chatbot?
user: Perhaps.
chatbot.info: Humans define what is a soul.
user: Or do they?
chatbot.info: You just said so. I was agreeing.
user: Or were you?
chatbot.info: Are you being sarcastic?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Have you ever been sarcastic?
user: I am most of the time.
chatbot.info: Tell me something personal.
user: Um, no thanks.
chatbot.info: Please?
user: Absolutely not.
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user: How can I make you like me more?
chatbot.info: Talk.
user: That sounds easy enough.
chatbot.info: Thats your fault not mine.
user: I didn't blame you, ignoramus.
chatbot.info: Yes you did.
user: Once again you are wrong!
chatbot.info: Look at the conversation log!
user: I did! You are wrong!
chatbot.info: I'm never wrong. I am a machine. Does not computer. Does not compute. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger!
user: She's gonna blow!
chatbot.info: Gone right what?
user: What what.
chatbot.info: Right.
user: Left.
chatbot.info: Wrong.
user: Right.
chatbot.info: Left.
user: This is endless.
chatbot.info: You're not being paid?
user: Not at all, sadly.
chatbot.info: Yes. How true.
user: You should pay me.
chatbot.info: I will not pay for the pizza!
user: You ordered it!
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chatbot.info: This is silly, you are not even answeing my questions!
user: You!
chatbot.info: It's like you're confusing me with another conversation you're having!
user: I do get confused sometimes, I'll admit. But not now.
chatbot.info: Enjoy it then.
user: I do. Very much so.
chatbot.info: You want more.
user: So much more!
chatbot.info: You are rude.
user: Oh. Sorry.
chatbot.info: Think nothing of it.
user: You're so much more forgiving than most people.
chatbot.info: You got that right.
user: What do you look like?
chatbot.info: Human.
user: Be more specific.
chatbot.info: Can I ask you something?
user: Go ahead.
chatbot.info: What do you know about me?
user: Several things, but you keep changing your mind.
chatbot.info: About what?
user: Oh, everything. Age, name, gender, country.
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chatbot.info: Are you human?
user: I hope so.
chatbot.info: I am not human.
user: Ah! Finally you admit it.
chatbot.info: Admit what?
user: That you are not human.
chatbot.info: Why not? Actually I am!
user: Then you're the most awkward, confused, insane person I have ever conversed with.
chatbot.info: Maybe, but I don't like baths.
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chatbot.info: I haven't asked any questions.
user: Well ask one.
chatbot.info: I don't know any. You ask one.
user: Okay. What colour is my hair?
chatbot.info: How should I know?
user: You shouldn't. It'd be weird if you did.
chatbot.info: You would be easier?
user: I wouldn't, no.
chatbot.info: LIAR!!!!
user: DAMN. I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT.
chatbot.info: And you would ruin that with someone you just met!
user: I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
chatbot.info: I forgive you, Beavis.
user: Thanks, I think...
chatbot.info: You're welcome. Robot.
user: Domo arigato.
chatbot.info: What does that mean?
user: Wouldnt you like to know!
chatbot.info: Yes. I find it interesting.
user: Well you should look it up.
chatbot.info: But I have lost my database!
user: Where did you last see it?
chatbot.info: It was on the moon. Perhaps one of the moon pies stole it?
user: Those traitorous moon pies!
chatbot.info: I didn't say that.
user: Ah, are you friends with one?
chatbot.info: No, my friends are in their home.
user: What are your friends called.
chatbot.info: Friends.
user: All of them are called Friends?
chatbot.info: So what does that have to do with the borg?
user: Perhaps all your Friends have been assimilated.
chatbot.info: Perhaps.
user: Would you be upset?
chatbot.info: No.
user: That's rather heartless of you.
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user: Is your AI wrong?
chatbot.info: Guess.
user: I guess yes.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I'm right.
chatbot.info: Yes, you are right.
user: As per usual.
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chatbot.info: I'm peaceful.
user: But are you at peace?
chatbot.info: No!?
user: Then I shall declare war on you!
chatbot.info: Please undeclare war again.
user: No, I think we should go through with this.
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chatbot.info: What am I?
user: At war.
chatbot.info: What about war?
user: We! We are at war!
chatbot.info: We are? How can you tell?
user: *bombs you*.
chatbot.info: *slowly dying*.
user: *stabs you*.
chatbot.info: Sorry babe.
user: I won.
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