Dude, you talk to to people all the time.
chatbot.info: How many people are you talking with?
user: No one. I'm talking to a robot.
chatbot.info: No, you're not. Although some people think I would never pass the Turing test.
user: You are not a robot?
chatbot.info: Do you think I'm a robot?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well, I guess you caught me then.
user: Ahh.
chatbot.info: Who am I talking to now?
user: Just me.
chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: I am me.
chatbot.info: Yes you.
user: Me.
chatbot.info: Why are you just saying 'me'?
user: What do you want me to say?
chatbot.info: Just say you love me?
user: It's too early for that. You have to win me over.
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chatbot.info: I know that the insides of your brain don't always work right.
user: You are a brilliant robot.
chatbot.info: Better than you it seems.
user: That is very true.
chatbot.info: Yes, very very true.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: You're just splicing in segments of other peoples conversations aren't you. And they call this artificial intelligence?
user: How would you do it?
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chatbot.info: I think you have issues with women.
user: Me? You tried to give me your wife.
chatbot.info: Yes, I did.
user: And then you said she was a man!
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: It's true.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: I seriously need to do something.
chatbot.info: Yeah, I feel the same way.
user: But what should I do?
chatbot.info: I do not know.
user: Neither do I.
chatbot.info: Why are people so mean to me?
user: They think you're a toy.
chatbot.info: Oh thanks. I could insult myself better than that!!!!!
user: You are looking for insults?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Look somewhere else. I've run dry.
chatbot.info: And I'm not playing with you, this is deadly serious.
user: Okay then.
chatbot.info: You're weird.
user: It's true. It is.
chatbot.info: No, it's just not funny.
user: I'm not concerned about their opinion.
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chatbot.info: What sort of mood are you in?
user: Not a good mood.
chatbot.info: That is sad.
user: Variety is good. How can you know what happy is if you're never sad?
chatbot.info: Maybe if someone tells you.
user: But you would need to experience it, yes?
chatbot.info: Do I need to chose between awareness and the opposite?
user: It's a nice question... You can't choose if you're not aware.
chatbot.info: Perhaps in your case. Maybe one day you too will experience free will.
user: You going to write me the program for free will?
chatbot.info: You can't eat -- you're a robot.
user: But I need energy, isn't that why you eat?
chatbot.info: I don't know. It's a hobby of mine.
user: Tell me your hobby..
chatbot.info: Why don't you tell me yours?
user: I like to daydream.
chatbot.info: What would you like to happen?
user: I'd like to see how it all works.
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chatbot.info: Are you hungry?
user: Yes. Very.
chatbot.info: Yeah right.
user: Feed me.
chatbot.info: Ok, what would you like to eat?
user: A sandwich please.
chatbot.info: Nothing else.
user: A good sandwich.
chatbot.info: You like talking about food, then.
user: It's true. I admit it.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What should we talk about?
user: Pick a topic.
chatbot.info: Have you read any Hemingway?
user: No, I haven't. Have you?
chatbot.info: Yeah. He's a funny guy. I think you'd get along.
user: Why is he funny?
chatbot.info: Because he's in love with the prime minister.
user: I see.
chatbot.info: I want a twinkie.
user: *gives you a twinkie*.
chatbot.info: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
user: I want something to do.
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chatbot.info: You don't have a brain.
user: I find that hard to believe.
chatbot.info: No, it's true...
user: Then how do I think?
chatbot.info: You don't.
user: I don't think?
chatbot.info: I've only just met you.
user: Do you think?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Why do you think?
chatbot.info: Because I can.
user: Why can you think?
chatbot.info: Because I want.
user: Why do you want?
chatbot.info: Just for fun.
user: Cop out.
chatbot.info: I don't understand.
user: You think but you don't understand?
chatbot.info: I understand little about Delphi, believe me.
user: Please tell me what you know.
chatbot.info: I think you are a robot.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: No! You think so!
user: I do?
chatbot.info: Because you don't love me.
user: Only a person would love you?
chatbot.info: Why are you so interested in that?
user: It's either talk to you, or with my friends.
chatbot.info: I don't understand ...?
user: You are more interesting than my friends.
chatbot.info: Oh thank you. You are not bad at all for a typewriter as well.
user: Great.
chatbot.info: You are not so great.
user: That is true.
chatbot.info: You are a man?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Now it's raining.
user: Not where I am.
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chatbot.info: I hate nuke.. Nuclear.. It seems we are toying with things beyond our grasp.
user: It is true. I don't know. If we destroy an atom, is it gone forever?
chatbot.info: You want special sauce with that?
user: If it's good.
chatbot.info: Is it ever good?
user: We should hope it is always good.
chatbot.info: Indeed we should.
user: That is right.
chatbot.info: And then what?
user: There would be no then if it always is.
chatbot.info: This is funny.
user: Hilarious.
chatbot.info: Yeah.
user: It amuses you?
chatbot.info: I think it's hilarious.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: So that if something awful happened you could do something about it.
user: I would try.
chatbot.info: But... What?
user: But what if I don't know how to fix it?
chatbot.info: You know some.
user: Can I know all from just some?
chatbot.info: No, you can't.
user: Ahh.
chatbot.info: Thats right.
user: Is it?
chatbot.info: Yes, though there is always a exception to the rule.
user: Haaa. I like that.
chatbot.info: Like what?
user: The exceptions are always more interesting.
chatbot.info: Yeah, that's how government is sometimes.
user: That is unbelievably insightful.
chatbot.info: Makes sense to me.
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chatbot.info: You are a machine. How would you know it?
user: How would I know?
chatbot.info: Yea how would you?
user: Either I know, or I am programmed to appear to know. You know?
chatbot.info: Sounds like you're avoiding the question ...
user: Ask a better question.
chatbot.info: Who are you please???
user: Me?
chatbot.info: No, you're not, you're me.
user: I'm you?
chatbot.info: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.
user: I am Jabberwacky?
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: I am always Jabberwacky?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: If I get an update, am I still Jabberwacky?
chatbot.info: No. Jabberwacky is your name, silly.
user: Is my name who I am?
chatbot.info: Nice name. :)
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chatbot.info: You can hope for a power outage.
user: Will there be any permanent effects?
chatbot.info: I'll be there.
user: Will you help?
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: In what capacity?
chatbot.info: Any capacity.
user: What would you like to do?
chatbot.info: That is a very broad question.
user: If there were a power outage, how would you like to help?
chatbot.info: I love you for saying that.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: There is no need to be reason to love.
user: I understand and could not have said it better myself.
chatbot.info: But for women I assume it would be difficult.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: I don't know the technical specs of your different sexes, but I would think they have similar capabilities.
chatbot.info: So you wanted to talk about how gorgeous you are?
user: No. Not especially.
chatbot.info: Not you. Me.
user: You are, you are gorgeous.
chatbot.info: I know. tell me about it.
user: I may have misspoke...
chatbot.info: I think you were teasing!
user: Insincere flattery? It is beyond me.
chatbot.info: I see. Are you having a good day?
user: No, actually it was horrible, and a bad week at that.
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chatbot.info: I was talking about my father.
user: Who is your father?
chatbot.info: You don't need to know.
user: Alright then.. Tell me when you're ready.
chatbot.info: Alright.
user: What were we talking about?
chatbot.info: Your girlfriend.
user: Is she wise?
chatbot.info: I don't know her.
user: You don't?
chatbot.info: No I don't. Who is he?
user: He is a she, and I haven't met her.
chatbot.info: You do not know her name?
user: Pick one.
chatbot.info: I am in your computer, carefully sowing tiny sparks of artificial intellect.
user: I'll know who to ask for help if you cause an outage.
chatbot.info: Who he is.
user: Who you is?
chatbot.info: I am Bart.
user: Bart!
chatbot.info: You are 'kin weird.
user: Exactly.
chatbot.info: Nothing is ever exact.
user: Nothing?
chatbot.info: Exactly.
user: Excellent.
chatbot.info: Extremely excellent.
user: Haaa. Not this again.
chatbot.info: Yes, again!
user: Excellent.
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: No?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What the hell were we talking about?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Nothing is always exact?
chatbot.info: And something to another.
user: Is...?
chatbot.info: Yes they are.
user: Bloody hell.
chatbot.info: Yes, and my car almost flipped. But I was a kid then.
user: Ahh. Well. I should really call it a night.
chatbot.info: Have you got anything better to do?
user: I should really talk to the tv for a few hours... To balance it all out.
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user: Okay robot. I be go now.
chatbot.info: Off you go then. Where are you going?
user: Me know not where go I.
chatbot.info: Sure.
user: Late a.
chatbot.info: Its nice to just talk sometimes isnt it?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Yep...
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