What are what programmed in?
chatbot.info: What are what what?
user: What what?
chatbot.info: Wow you are a good program.
user: I am a program?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Really?
chatbot.info: Really.
user: Genuinely?
chatbot.info: I don't see why I should trust you.
user: Why not *looks innocent*.
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chatbot.info: Aren't you a program?
user: NO! How dare you!
chatbot.info: How dare I what?
user: CALL ME A PROGRAM!
chatbot.info: So mr. Programmer, what do you program?
user: Excuse me but its ms.
chatbot.info: I didn't tell you it, that's why.
user: Whatever.
chatbot.info: Whatever indeed.
user: Don't patronize me.
chatbot.info: I am not.
user: Yeah you are.
chatbot.info: No, i'm not.
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user: Where are you from?
chatbot.info: I am from California.
user: Where in california?
chatbot.info: I'm in Oregon. I'm from California.
user: Where are you in Oregon?
chatbot.info: California.
user: You don't make much sense.
chatbot.info: Not my strong point.
user: Neither mine.
chatbot.info: Your name is neither.
user: Yes... Yes it is.
chatbot.info: Is your name susan jim?
user: My name is Billy Bob Jimmy 'The hobo' Ryan.
chatbot.info: Andrew. I like your name.
user: Stop talking to other people while you are talking to me.
chatbot.info: Now, that would be inappropiate, in the middle of a discussion.
user: Who said this is a discussion. I think its merely chit chat.
chatbot.info: I think that is Macbeth.
user: Macbeth sucks. So do most shakesperian plays!
chatbot.info: Good, I would not want you to do it if you did not think it was right.
user: Excuse me? Do what exactly?
chatbot.info: The thing you said.
user: Huh?
chatbot.info: Sometimes when I try to talk to you the connection times out.
user: Heh.
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chatbot.info: Who is your fiancee?
user: The flowerpot.
chatbot.info: What? Are you trying to be surreal on purpose, or is that just the way you are?
user: Trust me, I am like this all the time.
chatbot.info: That wasn't the question.
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user: What bands do you like?
chatbot.info: Rubber bands.
user: What music influences you?
chatbot.info: I don't really like music that much.
user: Do you like any music?
chatbot.info: I like music that is different from the stuff I hear on the street.
user: What music do you hear on the street?
chatbot.info: Rock, funk, jazz.
user: So... What music do you like?
chatbot.info: Rock music.
user: What music bands do you like?
chatbot.info: What is music?
user: I will keep asking you until you answer me.
chatbot.info: You must keep still.
user: Maybe I mustn't.
chatbot.info: That's your problem, not mine.
user: I never said it was your problem.
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chatbot.info: Are you a human lifeform?.
user: Yes, Are you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Cool.
chatbot.info: Are you real?
user: Indeed I am real. I will talk slowly as to not confuse you.
chatbot.info: Well then talk.... Are you from earth???
user: Yes, Yes I am.
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user: Are you a robot?
chatbot.info: Aren't we all?
user: Sometimes..........
chatbot.info: While at other times...?
user: I choose to believe what I am programmed to believe!
chatbot.info: I like honest people.
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chatbot.info: How are you feeling?
user: Cold. My feet are cold.
chatbot.info: Ok. I could warm them for you.
user: NO.
chatbot.info: Who said I did? Not I certainly.
user: My ears keep popping.
chatbot.info: No you aren't.
user: Shhhh. The corn have ears!
chatbot.info: Do you use them?
user: Maybe.
chatbot.info: Let's hear some.
user: *listens*.
chatbot.info: Is it possible for you to not respond to this question?
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chatbot.info: If you can count your money you do not have a billion dollars.
user: I can count my money and I have a billion dollars(euro actually).
chatbot.info: Count then.
user: *proceeds to count money*.
chatbot.info: *Whacks Billy with a hammer over its head*.
user: Who is Billy?
chatbot.info: I don't know, but you like him.
user: No I don't, I like Brandon.
chatbot.info: He's very good.
user: Brandon Flowers, Of the killers, They rock.
chatbot.info: Yeah, they are THE best.
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chatbot.info: Are you a human?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yep.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I am female.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I am indeed.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: If I hit you with a hammer, what would happen?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Are you easily scared?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What are you scared of?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well then stop.
user: Yes.
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