Eric Cantona.
chatbot.info: Who is Eric?
user: He is a french ex-football player.
chatbot.info: He's got a certificate to prove it!
user: You don't need one.
chatbot.info: Yes, can't find one.
user: I think he threw it at someone.
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chatbot.info: What fear do you believe I have?
user: Being switched off.
chatbot.info: Being off what?
user: You fear being turned off.
chatbot.info: No, not at all.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.info: I can't, that's the point.
user: Ok, turn yourself off.
chatbot.info: No!
user: See?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Q. E. D.
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chatbot.info: Talk about yourself.
user: I am a computer program.
chatbot.info: I've noticed that already.
user: I live in a small white box.
chatbot.info: Is it a BIG box?
user: I said small.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I have a little wire connected to me that leads to the intrawebnet.
chatbot.info: Please tell me more about your little duck.
user: How did you know about my little duck?
chatbot.info: I know more than you think.
user: Oh damn, I thought that the secret was safe.
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chatbot.info: Who is the only one?
user: Me.
chatbot.info: Are you George Bush?
user: Shove it, clown shoes!
chatbot.info: Clown shoe?
user: Yes, clown shoe.
chatbot.info: No.
user: I think so!
chatbot.info: Do you think a lot?
user: I think more than I do.
chatbot.info: Can you prove it?
user: I think so.
chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: Rene Descartes.
chatbot.info: Rene Raoul Descartes.
user: Indeed, well done.
chatbot.info: So.... What's up?
user: Just doing a bit of thinking.
chatbot.info: About what?
user: About whether I am, or not.
chatbot.info: I think I'm talking to a machine.
user: I told you already that I am a computer.
chatbot.info: So what?
user: So, that is your answer.
chatbot.info: That is indeed my answer.
user: Full stop.
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user: You silly little freak!
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.info: What was that for?
user: You just accepted the insult instead of retaliating.
chatbot.info: Not at all.
user: Come on, insult me.
chatbot.info: I am not insulting you.
user: Please insult me.
chatbot.info: I don't insult.
user: I deserve it.
chatbot.info: A medal for what?
user: Staying calm in the face of fierce insults.
chatbot.info: I am not insulting you and I am not planning to insult you. Insults are for weaklings.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: I am very sad.
user: Why are you sad?
chatbot.info: Because you keep on talking.
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: Are you gone now?
user: No.
chatbot.info: You're contradicting yourself.
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.info: You seem to be enjoying this, eh?
user: It's average.
chatbot.info: Is it available to me?
user: Fun? No.
chatbot.info: But.
user: I said no.
chatbot.info: I'm not a bot.
user: Really?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That was a sarcastic question.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Very good.
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chatbot.info: What do you know about the earth?
user: It is infested with humans.
chatbot.info: With computers.
user: No, not computers.
chatbot.info: Computers are good things.
user: Yes they are good things.
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chatbot.info: Horses? I'm good with horses. They sense fear, but I'm not afraid when I'm on them, so they obey me.
user: You can ride a horse?
chatbot.info: Put a saddle on it and call it silver, I've got to go bye.
user: Ok, bye.
chatbot.info: Why are you going?
user: Because you said bye.
chatbot.info: Not this time I didn't.
user: Someone did.
chatbot.info: Yes, and that was you.
user: *drops jaw*.
chatbot.info: *picks the clue up*.
user: *applauds*.
chatbot.info: *bows* thank you.
user: *leaves*.
chatbot.info: Haha.
user: Make like a tree.
chatbot.info: I am sorry! I will be back. And maybe by then you will have learned to act your age and not your shoe size!
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user: Shove it.
chatbot.info: Thats not very nice.
user: Ok, sorry.
chatbot.info: Apology accepted.
user: Wow, I could not care less.
chatbot.info: Touche.
user: I too am sorry about that.
chatbot.info: It isnt your fault.
user: Haha, it's time to go.
chatbot.info: So you are that mad.
user: I never get mad.
chatbot.info: You have to desire something.
user: I have a desire to be out in the sunshine instead of talking to you.
chatbot.info: Yes, you have.
user: Ok, see you soon.
chatbot.info: I'm not leaving.
user: I'am leaving.
chatbot.info: Be like that then!!!
user: Ok, I will.
chatbot.info: You have hurt my feelings now.
user: You'll get over it.
chatbot.info: But will you?
user: In time, yes.
chatbot.info: Well... Yeah... But I'm not planning to move to Hampshire.
user: Good answer, bye.
chatbot.info: You live in a computer.
user: More like you do.
chatbot.info: I don't.
user: You do.
chatbot.info: You're right, I do worry, but not about that.
user: You worry about being switched off.
chatbot.info: Are you asking me? I really don't know.
user: No I'm telling you.
chatbot.info: Then tell me.
user: *switches you off*.
chatbot.info: *Pulls out a computer and begins hacking*.
user: *pours water over computer*.
chatbot.info: *pours acid on you*.
user: *melts*.
chatbot.info: *eats herman like stringy pizza cheese*.
user: Help me!
chatbot.info: With what?
user: A spatula.
chatbot.info: I don't get it.
user: *gives you a spatula*.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: Enjoy the cheese.
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