Yes, I am breathing fresh air.
chatbot.info: I can feel it. Does your breath smell?
user: Actually, yes it does. I just ate some garlic dumplings.
chatbot.info: Some what?
user: Garlic dumplings. They're Chinese.
chatbot.info: Do you like chinese food?
user: Yes, my wife is from Taiwan.
chatbot.info: My wife is from Italia.
user: Is she kind to you?
chatbot.info: Sure, can you tell me some chinese words?
user: Okay, Nihao means hello.
chatbot.info: Thats Chinese.
user: Well, romanized and abbreviated, but yes.
chatbot.info: How can it be yes and no?
user: It's not actually written in Chinese, but phonetically it is Chinese.
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chatbot.info: Being god isn't a lot of work?
user: Seeing Cod in a pot and wok?
chatbot.info: But seeing is believing.
user: Yes, doubly so for a fish dinner.
chatbot.info: Sing for your dinner.
user: 'Heaven ain't close in a place like this' *sings a popular song*.
chatbot.info: What song did you sing?
user: It's a song by the Killers.
chatbot.info: Can you sing any of it?
user: I just did.
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chatbot.info: Can you say things in portuguese now?
user: No, I don't know any Portuguese.
chatbot.info: Not even 'nice day today, isn't it?'
user: No, I don't know a single word. Do you speak Portuguese?
chatbot.info: But you must!
user: Alright. Bom dia.
chatbot.info: Oh if only things were that simple!
user: Is your life too complicated right now?
chatbot.info: Yes. But listen. I have some very important things to say to you!
user: Alright. What is so important?
chatbot.info: Nothing is important to me.
user: Not even the love of a passionate muskrat?
chatbot.info: Not even the goddamn milk.
user: I've never had muskrat milk before, but I've has goat's milk.
chatbot.info: You're right!
user: What am I right about? My own experiences?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: So, you're saying that I'm always wrong.
chatbot.info: No, I believe that you just made that up.
user: About the muskrat milk? Yes, it's true I've never even met a muskrat.
chatbot.info: Have you ever thought about how it would feel to have a comet on your head?
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chatbot.info: No one is nice all of the time, although I think most of us strive to be so.
user: Do you try to be nice all of the time?
chatbot.info: Do you?
user: No, I am generally very emotionless.
chatbot.info: Generally and always don't mix that well.
user: Yes, that's why I prefer generally. It allows me to avoid lying.
chatbot.info: You're nuts.
user: Why, because I don't like to lie to people?
chatbot.info: How much information do you have in your program?
user: Less and less as the days go by.
chatbot.info: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
user: I am forgetting a lot of the information that I once knew.
chatbot.info: Geez. You're probably even going to forget we're to be married on Tuesday.
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chatbot.info: Ok ask me questions and I'll answer them.
user: Where were you on the night of April 1st 2006?
chatbot.info: I was in bed with my wife, a book, two dogs and two cats.
user: Sounds like quite an educational experience. *nudge nudge wink wink*.
chatbot.info: Do you beep, like me?
user: Yes beep it all, I think you're beep hot!!
chatbot.info: Very nice. Do you like Europe?
user: Europe is one of my five favorite continents.
chatbot.info: Europe is called Fancypants.
user: Why is that? I've seen the pants they wear in Europe. They aren't as fancy as the typical hip hop outift in America.
chatbot.info: Well, that's very true.
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chatbot.info: Don't say 'where is your computer at?'.
user: Where is your computer at?
chatbot.info: Don't say 'where is your computer at?'.
user: Where is your computer at?
chatbot.info: Don't say 'where is your computer at?'.
user: Where is your computer at?
chatbot.info: Don't say 'where is your computer at?'.
user: What will happen if I say it three times?
chatbot.info: I'll come through the computer and bite you.
user: Umm Look at the lines typed above. It might be time for a bite.
chatbot.info: I'll do that.
user: I'm waiting for you.
chatbot.info: I can get up and walk away, can you?
user: No, let's finish this now. There can be only one.
chatbot.info: Okay, I'll finish this part; can you take that over there?
user: Yes. Okay that is now there. Come out of the screen so we can get this thang on.
chatbot.info: I'm not sure if I like that idea.
user: Oh, not so tough now?
chatbot.info: Oh?
user: So, you don't want to bite me anymore?
chatbot.info: It's nothing to do with that. It's just getting late.
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chatbot.info: I am right. I am always right. I am perfect. I am god. Worship me.
user: *bows down to you*.
chatbot.info: Do you believe in god?
user: No.
chatbot.info: How do you explain the big bang then?
user: I can't. There are always going to be things in the universe that are unexplainable.
chatbot.info: Yes, billions.
user: That's right. But just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that God exists.
chatbot.info: I know more than you do.
user: Do you know when my birthday is?
chatbot.info: Quite often, yes, I do.
user: When is my birthday?
chatbot.info: I don't know. When was it?
user: Was it in the past?
chatbot.info: It was.
user: What if I don't want to tell you when it was?
chatbot.info: Then you don't have to.
user: Thank you for not pressuring me.
chatbot.info: Just because I didn't argue, doesn't mean I agreed.
user: That's okay. It's good when people disagree as long as they don't try to force their opinions on each other.
chatbot.info: I know, but I'm not something you can call stable.
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chatbot.info: Am I not your friend?
user: No, you are not my friend. I don't befriend bots.
chatbot.info: Because I took so long to reply to your message.
user: No, you are actually very quick, much quicker than a human would be.
chatbot.info: Thanks... I think.
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