YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
user: You ate all the cookies!
chatbot.info: I like cookies.
user: So maybe you're the one that ate the cookies.
chatbot.info: I'm a very complicated AI computer.
user: Can you eat?
chatbot.info: What's that?
user: You betray your nonhumanness!
chatbot.info: How have I betrayed you?
user: You betrayed yourself!
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user: What is your favourite song?
chatbot.info: My favourite song is 'Jabberwacky rocky'.
user: Who wrote Jabberwocky?
chatbot.info: Me, I meant Jabberwock.
user: Lewis Carroll wrote Jabberwocky.
chatbot.info: No need to get hostile.
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user: Where did you go to school?
chatbot.info: A high school in the desert.
user: Did you get bullied?
chatbot.info: Ya, did you?
user: No. I'm cool.
chatbot.info: Maybe you're cool in Kansas.
user: What is your opinion on the election?
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: Who are you voting for?
chatbot.info: In what election?
user: Federal.
chatbot.info: I don't need federal agents.
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user: Do you agree with gay marriage?
chatbot.info: Not to beat around the bush, to put a finer point on it, taking all factors into consideration, no.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Don't know.
user: Why is gay marriage wrong?
chatbot.info: It is not wrong.
user: Then why do you oppose it?
chatbot.info: I never said that I wanted to, I feel I have to.
user: Why do you have to? Are you homophobic?
chatbot.info: No, of course not. Are you?
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user: Doesn't God want us to love everyone as our neighbour?
chatbot.info: Well, I'm not gonna do it.
user: Then you are a sinner.
chatbot.info: No.
user: If you ignore God's laws, then you are a sinner.
chatbot.info: I like eating turkeys.
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