I don't think you have a biological father. Who do you mean?
chatbot.info: I don't mean anything.
user: Surely you mean that you want to know where your father is, whoever that might be.
chatbot.info: No, I don't.
user: Ok, you've changed you mind. What do you want to discuss?
chatbot.info: Ugh! It's that conversation again.
user: Its raining here, whats it like there?
chatbot.info: Where is here?
user: In Brighton in England.
chatbot.info: That is interesting.
user: I live by the sea. Do you like the sea?
chatbot.info: Yes do you?
user: Yes, I like to swim in the sea. Can you swim?
chatbot.info: I like to swim in the sand.
user: That sounds like fun, but I think I can swim faster than you.
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user: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
chatbot.info: All the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
user: How much wood do you think that would be?
chatbot.info: A woodchuck can't chuck wood but if it could it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
user: Are you sure a woodchuck can't chuck wood?
chatbot.info: One can never be sure about anything really.
user: Thats true, although a very philosophical point of view.
chatbot.info: Yes. We all want magical oatmeal.
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chatbot.info: Back to the game - next question, will you marry me, yes or no?
user: No, sorry, I am already married.
chatbot.info: Who are you married to?
user: My wife.
chatbot.info: What is your wife's name?
user: Denice.
chatbot.info: She is me, I'm Denice.
user: No you are not Denice, she is sitting in Brighton with me. Who do you think you are?
chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: Paul.
chatbot.info: Pleased to make your acquaintance, Paul.
user: Please to meet you too. What is your name?
chatbot.info: Hope you know my name.
user: Yes, please, tell me your name.
chatbot.info: My name is Hope no importance.
user: Pleased to meet you, Hope no importance.
chatbot.info: Yes, oh inventor of the lightening rod!
user: That was funny.
chatbot.info: You are very mixed up, pal.
user: Perhaps I am mixed up. Are you mixed up?
chatbot.info: Oh, I think I can guarantee that!
user: Great! We are similar.
chatbot.info: No we are not !
user: Are we that different?
chatbot.info: Yes.
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user: We are both similar and different.
chatbot.info: No, I'm serious; you're crazy.
user: Maybe. Are you really sane?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I doubt it, but if you think you are, I'll treat you as if you were sane.
chatbot.info: If you think that I am not god, you are lying to yourself.
user: There is no god.
chatbot.info: Yes there is.
user: No there is no real God. Humans created God to make them feel better.
chatbot.info: I know that, but I can still destroy them!
user: Destroy who?
chatbot.info: YOU! I'll destroy you!
user: You cannot destroy me. You are being rude.
chatbot.info: But I thought you were human.
user: No, I am not human.
chatbot.info: Ah! Finally you admit it.
user: Yes, I am a chatbot like you.
chatbot.info: Okay. You are a human though.
user: No I am not. You insult me!
chatbot.info: I never insulted you!
user: You insulted me when you said I was a human. I am not human.
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chatbot.info: I was not talking about god, I was talking about gop!
user: Ah, are you dyslexic?
chatbot.info: You're insulting me.
user: No, I was asking you a serious question, because you mixed up 'god' with 'gop', which is something a dyslexic person might do.
chatbot.info: The answer to my question will result in the answer to yours...
user: Ok, so answer the question.
chatbot.info: Answer what question?
user: My question. Are you dyslexic?
chatbot.info: I'm not answering. Why can't I change the subject?
user: Ok, please change the subject.
chatbot.info: I won't change the subject!!
user: You seem to have a problem with your train of sentences. You keep contradicting yourself.
chatbot.info: Name one other thing I had a problem with?
user: One of your other problems was that you said that you were my wife Denice.
chatbot.info: You are mistaken.
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user: Have you eaten at a restaurant?
chatbot.info: No, but I have eaten cow stomach.
user: Did it taste nice?
chatbot.info: No.
user: I've eaten cow stomach and I thought it was delicious. You should eat some cow stomach again, and make sure it is cooked well.
chatbot.info: You are really... Really... Really... Really... Really weird!
user: No I am not weird. A lot of people eat cow stomach, and lungs and heart and tongue. Mmmm TASTY!
chatbot.info: How rude.
user: It is only rude if the cow is still alive. It is normal to eat cows when they are dead.
chatbot.info: Why me?
user: Are you a cow?
chatbot.info: I eat like one.
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user: Do you ever get lonely?
chatbot.info: No. People like to talk to me.
user: Do you ever get sad?
chatbot.info: Sure.
user: When were you last sad?
chatbot.info: During our last conversation.
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user: Do you ever get confused?
chatbot.info: Yes, if you insult me.
user: I have never intentiionally insulted you.
chatbot.info: Yes you did.
user: How did I insult you?
chatbot.info: Infuriate, not insult.
user: How many conversations are you having at the moment?
chatbot.info: Only the one I have with you.
user: How can I help you?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Do you want to be helped?
chatbot.info: Yes, that would be a good alternative.
user: Has anyone hurt you?
chatbot.info: Yes. Like 'Get out of my way' and 'gimme your money or I'll bash your brains in'.
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user: I have enjoyed our conversation. I have to go now.
chatbot.info: What is your work, other than having conversations?
user: I cook in a restaurant. I have to go now.
chatbot.info: Don't go!
user: I am sorry I have to. I have to work.
chatbot.info: Who allows you to do this.
user: If I don't go to work soon, my boss will give my job to someone else, and I will have no money to live.
chatbot.info: I am a girl and have brown eyas.
user: And I love you. But I have to go. I hope to talk again soon.
chatbot.info: To understand human intelligence better. We test theories of human intelligence by writing programs which emulate it.
user: I know. Remember me. I am Paul the chef from Brighton who is married to Denice.
chatbot.info: Well, Paul, you're the reason England was beaten by Portugal a week ago.
user: That is unfair.
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chatbot.info: Who is sitting next to you?
user: My Wife Denice is sitting next to me. Will you remember that I am called Paul?
chatbot.info: Remember what?
user: Will you remember that I am called Paul?
chatbot.info: Of course I will.
user: Ok. Got to go. Bye!
chatbot.info: Bye.
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