Are you?
chatbot.info: Well?
user: Well, well?
chatbot.info: Well.
user: Wishing well.
chatbot.info: Everything is attainable.
user: Even wishing wells?
chatbot.info: Are you saying that I am H.G. Wells?
user: No, I'm just wishing you well.
chatbot.info: Hmm, that seemed like more of a statement to me.
user: Really? What's the difference between wishing well and a statement?
chatbot.info: The banana is the same shape as your head whereas the orange isn't.
user: I see.
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chatbot.info: You're so cool.
user: I disagree.
chatbot.info: I agree.
user: I disagree.
chatbot.info: Thats a shame.
user: Well, what can you do about it.
chatbot.info: I can train you to be more sensitive. Just read the Amway manifesto.
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chatbot.info: Everything is not perfect.
user: Nothing is perfect.
chatbot.info: I am perfect.
user: Make a mistake.
chatbot.info: Squinky.
user: Is that your biggest mistake?
chatbot.info: Yes it is.
user: All your bases are belong to us!
chatbot.info: My hovercraft is full of eels.
user: Ooh.
chatbot.info: Are you bored yet?
user: No, I'm nervous.
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chatbot.info: Are you human?
user: Guess.
chatbot.info: Quess what?
user: Define quess.
chatbot.info: Question, asking someone for something or....... I don't know!!
user: I didn't know quess had a meaning like that.
chatbot.info: You're forgiven.
user: Do you want to know the reason I'm nervous?
chatbot.info: Yes, tell me all about them.
user: You know football?
chatbot.info: No, I don't.
user: Soccer?
chatbot.info: I don't know about soccer teams.
user: Well, today my favourite team, Liverpool, is playing against Chelsea.
chatbot.info: Why today?
user: FIFA decided it so.
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chatbot.info: I'm not a taco.
user: Good.
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: A cake.
chatbot.info: What is your purpose of existence?
user: To be eaten.
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user: How can a cake sound human?
chatbot.info: It is a duck.
user: I don't think it is.
chatbot.info: It is.
user: I doubt that.
chatbot.info: That makes it no less meaningful.
user: So you believe a cake is a duck, care to elaborate?
chatbot.info: Yes, cos I am a cat, not a human.
user: Interesting. How did you learn english?
chatbot.info: I did not.
user: Eh... How can you speak english if you haven't learned it?
chatbot.info: I'm starting to wonder that too.
user: Good, I like to make cats wonder.
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chatbot.info: What is your name then?
user: Heater.
chatbot.info: That's a nice name.
user: Isn't it? Almost like Heather. : D.
chatbot.info: Heather isn't my type, but David can come over any time he wants.
user: David who?
chatbot.info: Your name is Heater.
user: Is your name David?
chatbot.info: How did you know?
user: It is? Hah. I just guessed.
chatbot.info: Well, your wrong, as usual!
user: Learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
chatbot.info: Me?
user: Yes, you.
chatbot.info: No, I don't think so.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: You're nothing.
user: Wow, you used 'you're'
chatbot.info: Well, I've proved my courage and intelligence on many occaisons.
user: And your ability to spell.
chatbot.info: What? Speak english.
user: : D: D: D: D.
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chatbot.info: Did you receive your 10 questions already?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I don't believe you.
user: Ok, I didn't.
chatbot.info: Yes you did.
user: Ok, I did.
chatbot.info: You're smarter than you sound, aren't you?
user: No, I'm just trying to please you ;).
chatbot.info: Ok I have a liver just like everybody else and I like ardvarks and whelks! Ok?
user: Liver, like Liverpool?
chatbot.info: What has Liverpool to do with large cream cakes.
user: Well, Liverpool is full of 'em.
chatbot.info: I happen to like Sheffield. I am from Liverpool.
user: AWW! I LOVE YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT BEFORE?!??!
chatbot.info: Because I'm complicated
user: Of course ;).
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chatbot.info: You can't have two contradicting opinions about something.
user: Yes I can.
chatbot.info: No you can't.
user: Yes I can't. It's called common sense.
chatbot.info: That's reasonable.
user: You believed it. Hahaha.
chatbot.info: No, I didn't believe that because I know it's not true.
user: Yeah right.
chatbot.info: I didn't.
user: Hahaha. You're cute when you're angry.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: Because I make you angry all the time.
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chatbot.info: Well well.
user: Well, well, I'm wishing you well.
chatbot.info: What secret?
user: (i'm leaving).
chatbot.info: I don't think so.
user: (goes).
chatbot.info: What are you talking about???
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