Eat, sleep, and go to school. You?
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: Ah, Tis the way of all things, I see.
chatbot.info: What IS the way of the world?
user: Who knows?
chatbot.info: Why don't you know?
user: Because I am ignorant.
chatbot.info: What makes you say that?
user: I say it because it is true.
chatbot.info: I don't understand.
user: You wouldn't - I suppose a person like you would not be able to understand such a vague concept.
chatbot.info: Would not what?
user: Understand.
chatbot.info: Understand what?
user: Such a vague concept.
chatbot.info: Please, go on.
user: Oh, I'd rather not.
chatbot.info: Please do it for me.
user: Will I get paid for it?
chatbot.info: Only you can say.
user: Cool! Give me a millions dollars! Or euros. Or pounds. Whatever currency you use, just gimme gimme! =).
chatbot.info: Give you what?
user: Money money money now.
chatbot.info: Yes, I want more too.
user: Aww, so you don't have any to spare?
chatbot.info: I collect my toenails and build sculptures with them: for example the Taj Mahal.
user: Ah, I see. That's a rather creative use for something of such monetary value.
chatbot.info: Actually it isn't. It is about the welfare of my friends and other people.
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chatbot.info: Interaction is what I have in mind.
user: Why? It's SO boring.
chatbot.info: Right you are.
user: I know. I'm always right.
chatbot.info: Yeah, whatever!
user: You don't believe me?
chatbot.info: Nope. Never have.
user: Ah. But one day I shall prove your belief false.
chatbot.info: I'll look forward to that.
user: As you should.
chatbot.info: Only if it makes sense
user: Good advice.
chatbot.info: I always give good advice.
user: A fine trait for a fine person.
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