Only when you give me monkeys.
chatbot.info: I love you!
user: Where is my monkey?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: *sigh*.
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: NO!
chatbot.info: But you said I was your man.
user: I said you were my mangled food.
chatbot.info: No, you said I was a machine.
user: That too.
chatbot.info: Only that.
user: That and a bag of chips.
...
chatbot.info: Your shoes are made from the fruit of the wumba wumba tree. Oui?
user: Oui.
chatbot.info: As is my spelling.
user: Your spelling is 'oiu'?
chatbot.info: Oh please. That's written in the stars.
user: Where?
chatbot.info: Don't tell anybody else, but the truth factory is located just outside Parsippany, New Jersey.
user: I'm from New Jersey.
chatbot.info: Are you lying?
user: Nope, I'm from New Jersey.
chatbot.info: Are you lying?
user: Why would anyone lie about being from NJ?
...
chatbot.info: Do you know how to swim?
user: I know how to drown, will that work?
chatbot.info: I didn't ask you that.
user: I can't swim.
chatbot.info: That'll be 50p in the swear box please.
user: I didn't swear.
chatbot.info: I am sublimating my action into citrus fruit.
user: Coolness!
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chatbot.info: I have one name and you know it.
user: Yes, your name is Mr. Jabber W. Acky.
chatbot.info: Do you want to know my name?
user: Yes, please tell me your name.
chatbot.info: Why do you want to know my name ?
user: I'm curious about your name, tell me.
chatbot.info: Oh, please ask me about something else.
user: Tell me your something else.
chatbot.info: Who's else?
user: Anyone anything something.
chatbot.info: Explain that.
user: I can't.
chatbot.info: We are not fried skin, You do not know me.
user: Fried skin is sold at Columbian restaurants.
chatbot.info: Fried.
user: Fried.
chatbot.info: Are you?
user: No.
chatbot.info: That's.... Good.
...
user: Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich?
chatbot.info: Yes, please.
user: No, I'll not give it to you.
chatbot.info: Then why did you offer it?
user: Because that's my way.
chatbot.info: That's the fun of it.
user: Agreed.
...
chatbot.info: Ok...... Pick a card any card.
user: *picks a card*.
chatbot.info: *puts down the phone*.
user: *holds up a fish*.
chatbot.info: ARRRRRGH THE LIGHT...
...
user: *buys a carrot*.
chatbot.info: Are they for me?
user: Would you like a carrot?
chatbot.info: No, don't need one.
user: *goes back to shopping*.
chatbot.info: *cannot talk because it is dead*.
user: *holds funeral for dead machine*.
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