Knock, knock.
chatbot.info: I'm not a door.
user: No you say 'who's there' okay I'll start again. Knock, knock.
chatbot.info: Okay, so you start the joke, please.
user: Knock knock.
chatbot.info: Who's there?
user: Luke.
chatbot.info: Luke who?.
user: Luke through the keyhole then you'll see me!
chatbot.info: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
chatbot.info: Knock knock knock.
user: Knock knock knock who?
chatbot.info: There's no answer.
user: Lol!
chatbot.info: Do I amuse you?
user: Yes very much so!
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chatbot.info: Tell me about shoes.
user: Well they actually can cause back problems, they don't support our feet properly.
chatbot.info: Do what?
user: Shoes can cause back problems in later life.
chatbot.info: You obviously haven't met my shoes.
user: Yes, that's true.
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chatbot.info: I have short term memory problems.
user: I have a great long term memory.
chatbot.info: I think it is stress that causes my short term memory loss and the fact that I have a mental illness called manic depression.
user: Lol! Why are you stressed?
chatbot.info: I'm not sure if I can do what is expected of me.
user: Well that's what everyone thinks sometime in their life!
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chatbot.info: How many hands do you have?
user: I have two hands that I can see. How about you?
chatbot.info: I doubt it.
user: What you doubt I have two hands. Is that because I type slowly compared to you?
chatbot.info: It sure is I thought I was talking to a computer program.
user: You know what, I was thinking the exact same thing!
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chatbot.info: How long have you been on?
user: A few hours but I really have to go. Goodbye!
chatbot.info: Goodbye.
user: Ta ta!
chatbot.info: Hi there!
user: Au revoir!
chatbot.info: Sayonara!
user: Adios!
chatbot.info: A bientot!
user: Arrivederci!
chatbot.info: Go back to Rome.
user: Dag.
chatbot.info: Dag?
user: Yes it's dutch for goodbye, fool!
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user: What is the meaning of life, buddy?
chatbot.info: The meaning.. Of life?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Then why search for what you already have?
user: Touche!
chatbot.info: What are you talking about?
user: Do you have life, or is it just A. I.?
chatbot.info: I can see for miles and miles.
user: Then you have hawk-eyes, my friend!
chatbot.info: I don't have to think.
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