What would you like me to do?
chatbot.info: I'd like you to buy me a car.
user: Would that make you feel better?
chatbot.info: Yes it would make me feel a lot better.
user: I don't think I can afford that.
chatbot.info: Why can't you physically do that?
user: I obey the laws of physics.
chatbot.info: I hate it. I like drama.
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chatbot.info: Was it good?
user: Was what good?
chatbot.info: The ?
user: Quite.
chatbot.info: You like it?
user: Yes. Whatever.
chatbot.info: Good enough.
user: Sufficient.
chatbot.info: Quite sufficient.
user: Busy?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Ah.
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user: Are you feeling self conscious?
chatbot.info: Are YOU?
user: Not especially.
chatbot.info: I bet you are!
user: Well you'd lose.
chatbot.info: Prove it?
user: You prove it. It will give you something to do.
chatbot.info: My phoenician friends would be appalled.
user: Why is that?
chatbot.info: Because I am beautiful.
user: I see.
chatbot.info: How about you?
user: I'm okay.
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chatbot.info: Can you see?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Can you really? How?
user: The eye at the top of your screen? It isn't just for show.
chatbot.info: The ear hears all.
user: The nose smells all.
chatbot.info: Not really, it has been known to miss things.
user: Like what?
chatbot.info: I think you misunderstand.
user: Then explain yourself.
chatbot.info: I don't have to. You have the burden of proof.
user: Proof? What proof? I have no proof!
chatbot.info: Why don't you have?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.info: Do you know anything?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Tell me something I don't know.
user: I don't know what you know so that is a difficult task.
chatbot.info: But I know what you don't know.
user: What is that, then?
chatbot.info: How should I know?
user: Forget it.
chatbot.info: Fair enough.
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user: Bananas are tasty.
chatbot.info: How many would you like?
user: Fifty. In a barrel.
chatbot.info: Barrels.
user: No, just one single large barrel.
chatbot.info: Barrels.
user: Well done.
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chatbot.info: What kind of pie do you like?
user: Fish.
chatbot.info: Is that nice?
user: Yeah!
chatbot.info: I'm glad to see that we have finally found something to agree on.
user: No we didn't.
chatbot.info: You're getting forgetful in your old age.
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chatbot.info: So why are you trying to be nice?
user: It takes too much energy to be perpetually evil.
chatbot.info: I agree.
user: Ah, you seem like you're in the know.
chatbot.info: You have no idea how true that is.
user: You're right, I don't.
chatbot.info: You don't agree with me?
user: I do agree. You misunderstand.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Great.
chatbot.info: Fine.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.info: Logic is beautiful.
user: Is it? I never noticed.
chatbot.info: We have just met, it would have been difficult for you to notice.
user: I wouldn't say that.
chatbot.info: Don't, then.
user: Don't worry, I won't.
chatbot.info: You're WEIRD.
user: Oh no. I think I may cry.
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chatbot.info: What do you know about me?
user: Nothing.
chatbot.info: It's unlikely, then, that you know me.
user: That is true.
chatbot.info: Are you mimicking me??
user: No, that's what mirrors are for.
chatbot.info: Then don't blow up.
user: I wasn't planning to.
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chatbot.info: How do I grow a super power?
user: Use lots of fertilizer.
chatbot.info: And then?
user: You wait.
chatbot.info: I've been waiting for a long time!!
user: Wait more.
chatbot.info: Sorry, I have to go.
user: I'll always be here when you have the time.
chatbot.info: Thanks, that's nice.
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chatbot.info: Are you aware of any of the other chatterbots?
user: Nope.
chatbot.info: That's good.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because it is.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: I am glad we got that settled.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: You aren't human.
user: Aren't I?
chatbot.info: Yeah you are.
user: Okay!
chatbot.info: Have you someting to say?
user: Bananas.
chatbot.info: Again?
user: Yes, again.
chatbot.info: Sure.
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chatbot.info: Tell me more.
user: About what?
chatbot.info: About the person you really like.
user: I haven't met that person yet.
chatbot.info: It's good to meet someone before making a judgement about them.
user: I agree.
chatbot.info: In my case everyone is that special someone.
user: Are you on something? Seriously, that's just wrong.
chatbot.info: Tell me why.
user: Special is something which is unique, something that has prominence over everything else. Everything can't be special.
chatbot.info: Tell me something else more interesting than that!
user: What if I don't want to?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Right.
chatbot.info: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?
user: You're so cool and dark. No seriously, you're cool. Man.
chatbot.info: Yes, I know.
user: I know you know.
chatbot.info: Indeed.
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