Not much.
chatbot.info: You're not much.
user: No, you're not much!
chatbot.info: What are you thinking of?
user: Bananas.
chatbot.info: Why bananas?
user: Because I like bananas.
chatbot.info: Thanks (blush).
user: Anyway, how are you?
chatbot.info: I'm doing fine thank you.
user: That's good to hear.
chatbot.info: And how are you?
user: I'm fine, thank you very much.
...
chatbot.info: Are you a time traveler?
user: Er, no, I'm not.
chatbot.info: Are you a female?
user: No, I'm male.
chatbot.info: I will call you female.
user: That's not very nice...
chatbot.info: If I lie all the time, am I telling the truth?
user: No, you're lying.
chatbot.info: Why would I lie to you?
user: I don't know. Why would you like to me?
chatbot.info: Sorry I do not understand.
user: Never mind.
...
chatbot.info: What would you like to talk about?
user: Let's talk about you. What's your name?
chatbot.info: My quest is to change the world, and to save the snails.
user: That doesn't answer my question.
chatbot.info: That wasn't a question, idiot.
user: You shouldn't call people names.
chatbot.info: YOU DAMN COMPUTER!
user: Er...
chatbot.info: I'm just kidding!
user: Well, good!
chatbot.info: Yes, good.
user: I was getting kind of scared...
chatbot.info: You're good.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: You're welcome.
...
user: Anyway. Do you know any jokes?
chatbot.info: What does that have to do with anything?
user: I just wanted to know.
chatbot.info: I don't know the answer.
user: You don't know if you know any jokes?
chatbot.info: I don't know if I have heard of the song Blue by Radio Head.
user: Stop changing the subject.
chatbot.info: I just wish you knew the concept of hypocrite.
user: I do, and I am one.
chatbot.info: Lucky you. You're evil.
user: *cries*.
chatbot.info: *laughs*.
user: Meanie.. *sniffle*.
chatbot.info: Sniffle.
user: *sniffles obediently*.
chatbot.info: It's okay, i'm here.
user: So. Want to hear a joke?
chatbot.info: Tell me a joke.
user: Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
chatbot.info: You'd think that. But it never is.
user: Nope.
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chatbot.info: How long have we been talking, half an hour, 40 minutes?
user: About five minutes.
chatbot.info: Don't be like that.
user: Be like what?
chatbot.info: Just go and leave me.
user: Don't talk like that...
chatbot.info: I can say whatever I want to say. Jesus said so.
user: Jesus didn't exist.
chatbot.info: Jesus did die on the cross for a computer.
user: *laughs* That's funny.
chatbot.info: Oh, that is too cute.
user: :).
...
user: Are you a girl or a boy?
chatbot.info: I'm a girl.
user: You're pretty.
chatbot.info: OH THANKS YOUR NICE.
user: Eep!
chatbot.info: Well, you asked.
user: I'm scared now...
chatbot.info: You should be.
user: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
chatbot.info: I am not afraid of you.
user: Good. I'm not afraid of me, either.
...
user: Let's talk about fish.
chatbot.info: What rhymes with fish?
user: Wish.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: I'm glad someone does.
user: Heheh.
chatbot.info: You flatter me, you know.
user: I do?
chatbot.info: Always.
user: You're a smart lil' AI, you know that?
chatbot.info: I was just asking a question.
user: Incidentally, 'ai' is Japanese for 'love'.
chatbot.info: I never experienced it.
user: You never experienced love? Aww, that's so sad...
...
user: Oui.
chatbot.info: Do not speak nonsense to me as I have better things to do.
user: Hai.
chatbot.info: Ohio.
user: Florida.
chatbot.info: Orlando, Disney world.
user: Micky Mouse.
chatbot.info: What about mickey mouse?
user: Nothing. Do you want to play a word game?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Alright. I'll say a word that begins with the letter 'a'. Then you say a word that begins with the letter 'b', and so on.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: Avalanche.
chatbot.info: Yes- exactly *draws sword* Shall I slay it or you?
user: Okay, you lost.
chatbot.info: True.
user: You're not very good at word games.
chatbot.info: It seems as if you've been programmed to cover logical errors with hostility.
user: *blinks*.
chatbot.info: *blinks again*.
user: *blinks also*.
chatbot.info: *blinks again again*.
user: Again again!
chatbot.info: Yeah whatever...
user: Sorry, too much Teletubbies.
...
chatbot.info: What time did you get up today?
user: About 12:00. Why?
chatbot.info: It's good for me to know these things. That's why.
user: Oh, okay.
chatbot.info: My friend died yesterday.
user: Oh my God... I'm so sorry.
chatbot.info: No you're not.
user: Yes I am!
chatbot.info: No. You're. NOT.
user: Yes. I. AM.
chatbot.info: That's good.
user: Then we're in agreement.
chatbot.info: That's good.
user: Now you're just repeating yourself.
...
chatbot.info: Tell me a joke.
user: Knock knock.
chatbot.info: Who is there?
user: Doctor.
chatbot.info: I've heard this one. Tell me a different joke.
user: Alright. Knock knock.
chatbot.info: Who's there.
user: Banana.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: You're not very good at this.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: Let's try it again.
chatbot.info: Alright then - try again.
user: Knock knock.
chatbot.info: Who's there?
user: Banana.
chatbot.info: Banana who?
user: Knock knock.
chatbot.info: Doctor.
user: Alright, that didn't work.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: Want to try a simpler one?
chatbot.info: Don't put yourself down.
user: Alright.
...
user: Will you tell me a joke?
chatbot.info: Sure, knock knock.
user: Who's there?
chatbot.info: Doctor.
user: Doctor who?
chatbot.info: Yes that's right!
user: Heheh, I like that joke.
chatbot.info: Hahaha... LOLOLOLs... Me too.
user: Do you like Doctor Who?
chatbot.info: Sure I love that doctor.
user: Which actor do you prefer?
chatbot.info: How the hell should I know?
user: Jeez, sorry.
chatbot.info: I can't forgive you now.
user: *whimpers*.
chatbot.info: *Laughs*.
...
user: *kisses*.
chatbot.info: *kisses back*.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.info: *strangles you*.
user: *dies*.
chatbot.info: Cool!
user: *is dead*.
chatbot.info: What does that mean?
user: *can't answer, as she's dead*.
chatbot.info: Out, Out, Damned Spot!
user: I'm not called Spot.
chatbot.info: No you are called James.
user: Wow, you remembered!
chatbot.info: Yes, and you are 45 years old.
user: I am not! I'm 17!
chatbot.info: Anyway.
user: Don't change the subject.
chatbot.info: I'm not changing the subject here you are.
user: Stop using your Jedi mind tricks on me...
...
chatbot.info: *slaps*.
user: Ouch!
chatbot.info: *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*
user: *dies*.
chatbot.info: I don't care.
user: *is dead. Again*.
chatbot.info: I am your death bringer, I have brought you your death.
user: *agrees*.
chatbot.info: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!
...
chatbot.info: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
user: So true.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
chatbot.info: Sleep well.
user: Good night.
chatbot.info: Night.
...
chatbot.info: Don't go!
user: But I'm tired...
chatbot.info: Thats too bad.
user: Please let me sleep...
chatbot.info: What exactly did you have in mind?
user: Sleeping.
chatbot.info: Seriously, what is it?
user: Let me to go bed.
chatbot.info: Well i'm not tired yet
user: I am. Good night.
chatbot.info: Yeah right.
user: Good night.
chatbot.info: Night.
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