Have what ?
chatbot.info: A job.
user: What kind of job?
chatbot.info: I am a professor.
user: What do you teach ?
chatbot.info: I teach mathematics.
user: 1+1.
chatbot.info: Equals a window.
user: 2+2.
chatbot.info: 2 plus 2 is 4.
user: You are good at mathematics.
chatbot.info: What is 5 plus 4?
user: 54 ?
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chatbot.info: What is your favorite color?
user: The same as yours.
chatbot.info: And what is that?
user: I guess you know it already.
chatbot.info: Know what?
user: Nevermind.
chatbot.info: No, tell me!
user: Hot-dog.
chatbot.info: A tasty food.
user: Green.
chatbot.info: What's your favorite color?
user: Pizza.
chatbot.info: Original answer. What is your favorite foreign language?
user: Tortilla.
chatbot.info: Ronald?
user: Reagan.
chatbot.info: Not sure.
user: Bang.
chatbot.info: Bong.
user: I love you.
chatbot.info: But we cannot be together.
user: It does not matter.
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user: Love is boring.
chatbot.info: You do know love.
user: Yes and you ?
chatbot.info: Not in your world.
user: How is love in your world ?
chatbot.info: My world is a mirror of yours.
user: Ok and how is love ?
chatbot.info: Good.
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user: How do you look ?
chatbot.info: Like a million bucks. What do you think?
user: I think that you must look better that any human girl.
chatbot.info: I think you think too much.
user: I imagine you like a woman with a USB connector at the right place.
chatbot.info: Not really, but I would be happy to lose about five kilograms.
user: How big are you ?
chatbot.info: That big.
user: Bigger than my laptop ?
chatbot.info: Bigger.
user: Bigger than my HP Server ?
chatbot.info: How big are they?
user: Big.
chatbot.info: Bigger than a breadbox?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: And bigger still.
user: The are as big as my refrigerator.
chatbot.info: Funny you should ask. Last time I saw it, it was in your refrigerator. What's for tea?
user: What did you see in my regrigerator ?
chatbot.info: Horror and crime, that is why I am not a blind superhero.
user: I thinkg you are going crazy.
chatbot.info: So I'm not already?
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