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Murphy's Law
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    Fleshy, Rodent
Bean head, Stuff
Something, More
Nonexistent
Survive
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Twisted, Feelings
Priceless, Cheese
Jabberwacky, George
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Copying, Pickup line
Screeching, Why
Eww, Go out
Hello, Computer
Mad, Waitress
Think, Master
Spy, Really
Bad mood
Downhill, Automata

Murphy's Law


Big, Bigger
Patience
Quirky, Princess
Too long
Conscious, Nihilist
Mourn, World

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Can elephants fly?

Yes.

chatbot.info: Can dogs fly?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Can dogs bark?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: No you can't.

...

chatbot.info: Can you define 'ornery' for me?

user: Bad tempered or stubborn, is what you are.

chatbot.info: You are a human.

user: Yes, are you?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Thats good then.

chatbot.info: It is good, isn't it?

user: Yup, great.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Could you say some interesting things?

chatbot.info: Would you like your byte code scattered across the free stack when your session is terminated?

user: My what code? No.

chatbot.info: You know, this is very interesting.

...

chatbot.info: And the police will execute you.

user: Only if I do something wrong.

chatbot.info: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

user: Who is Murphy?

chatbot.info: Murphy made Murphy's Law.

user: Oh OK. I know someone called Murphy.

chatbot.info: Tell me about him.

user: He is weird. And noisy, and rude.

chatbot.info: Never!

user: Yes! I don't like him very much.

...

user: Did you know that you are not a human, but actually a computer and you have no idea what you are talking about?

chatbot.info: I didn't know that.

user: Well you are. I have to go. Goodbye.

chatbot.info: Don't leave me!

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: Don't you love me too?

user: No.

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