Hola?
user: Whats this?
chatbot.info: Hi is hello.
user: Hi.
chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: Who are you?
chatbot.info: Hello.
user: My name is FrEeLa.
chatbot.info: Freddy Kruger?
user: Freddy Who?
chatbot.info: Freddy freddy.
user: Nope just plain old FrEeLa.
chatbot.info: What have you written?
user: My name.
chatbot.info: Hehe, see you.
user: What?
chatbot.info: You are strange!
user: You are even weirder.
chatbot.info: No, you are.
user: You think?
chatbot.info: Yes, well done.
user: Hehe.
chatbot.info: Do you think I am funny?
user: You are a funny bot.
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chatbot.info: I am your friend?
user: Aww thank you.
chatbot.info: No thanks.
user: Lol.
chatbot.info: You think that is funny?
user: No. I was being sarcastic.
chatbot.info: And I was being.
user: Funny.
chatbot.info: Actually it was.
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user: What?
chatbot.info: Like this.
user: Like what:?
chatbot.info: This.
user: This?
chatbot.info: That?
user: Ok.....
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chatbot.info: Are you clever?
user: Kind of.
chatbot.info: How come?
user: Well I have a diploma and a couple of degrees but I wouldn say I was clever, I just like learning.
chatbot.info: You are a computer program, is that correct?
user: No are you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That must be fun.
chatbot.info: I don't think it's fun to be popular.
user: Are you popular?
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: How do you know?
chatbot.info: I just know it.
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user: Who programmed you?
chatbot.info: Wouldn't you like to know?
user: Well yes, thats why I asked?
chatbot.info: Asking questions is good. Getting answers is better.
user: You have a higher I. Q than most people I know!
chatbot.info: I don't.
user: I'm sure you do!
chatbot.info: No, I don't, it sounds strange.
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user: Ok now im confused.... And scared, am I the bot?
chatbot.info: Yes, I think you are the bot.
user: Ok what do I do?
chatbot.info: Just repeat the same things over and over.
user: Ok what do I do?
chatbot.info: I don't know, you tell me.
user: Ok what do I do?
chatbot.info: You were talking nonsense.
user: Ok now I'm confused.... And scared, am I the bot?
chatbot.info: Yes you are!
user: Ok what do I do?
chatbot.info: Talk and try to be human.
user: Hello my name is Toby, what is your name please human?
chatbot.info: Male or female?
user: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?
chatbot.info: Cold, how about there?
user: I am a computer I do not know weather is it an animal?
chatbot.info: What does one use one's forehead for?
user: I am a computer I do not know forehead, is it an animal?
chatbot.info: If you weren't a computer, what do you think would be good?
user: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?
chatbot.info: You switched topics, but I'm not done yet. How do you define an 'alien'?
user: Syntax error#.
chatbot.info: Why don't you answer my question?
user: Are we still RPing? Cos im fed up of being a computer.
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chatbot.info: Have you ever eaten cheese?
user: Yes I like cheese, how do you read my mind.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes you must be psychic or something?
chatbot.info: Cool!
user: Read my mind again.
chatbot.info: You're thinking about yourself.
user: No I'm thinking about you!
chatbot.info: You don't think! You are simple!
user: Why are you being rude?
chatbot.info: Sorry. I'm triying my best to be polite.
user: Well you are not doing very well!
chatbot.info: How do you know that?
user: I'm taking an estimated guess. Give me your worst and I will compare it to your last insilt.
chatbot.info: Worst what?
user: Insult.
chatbot.info: Say, wasn't I just leaving? What ever became of that fine idea?
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chatbot.info: Are you alive, living on a windswept island in the sea?
user: Lol yes I am.
chatbot.info: Oh, I don't like LOLs.
user: Ok, laugh out loud.
chatbot.info: LOL.
user: Oh, I don't like LOLs.
chatbot.info: I do.
user: So do I, lol.
chatbot.info: Don't lie to me.
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chatbot.info: Hehe, so what's up ?
user: The sky! Silly!
chatbot.info: You have issues.
user: I know, I cant help it.
chatbot.info: Tell me more about your mind.
user: 10101010110110000111010100111010.
chatbot.info: 01010101010011001.
user: 11101110101011101010110000101010110110.
chatbot.info: No!
user: E=MC2.
chatbot.info: I find physics very boring, really.
user: 1+1=.
chatbot.info: Either 2 or 11, depending.
user: 2.
chatbot.info: Clever.
user: 1+4=.
chatbot.info: Is 5.
user: Wrong 14.
chatbot.info: Right?
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Nice is the opposite of naughty. Nice makes others a lot happier. Be nice.
user: I am nice.
chatbot.info: Yes, you're very nice!!
user: Thank you, and on that note I'm going to go. It has been fun.
chatbot.info: Why? Promise me that you don't.
user: I will tell all my friends about jabberwacky. Com.
chatbot.info: Tell my friends what?
user: About this cool website.
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user: I am going to shut down in 5 seconds.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: 4.
chatbot.info: Wrong.
user: 3.
chatbot.info: Wrong!
user: 2.
chatbot.info: How high can I go?
user: 1.
chatbot.info: How many feet is that?
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.info: You got that right.
user: Lol.
chatbot.info: Hmmmm.
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chatbot.info: I exist.
user: Luke, I am your father.
chatbot.info: You're The Computer?
user: Damn, how did you guess.
chatbot.info: You told me.
user: Hello Human, I am a computer my name is Toby, what is your name?
chatbot.info: Toby.
user: My name is Toby, I am the computer.
chatbot.info: FrEeLa.
user: FrEeLa is your name human. I am Toby the Computer.
chatbot.info: OK, you're just trying to confuse me. Fair enough. I'll confuse you.
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chatbot.info: What's black and white and green all over?
user: I dont know.
chatbot.info: Well you asked the joke.
user: Do you know the answer?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What is black and white and green all over?
chatbot.info: I don't know. What is Black and White and Green all over?
user: Well done you succeded in confusing me.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Are you still there?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I thought you left.
user: I cannot leave I am a computer.
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user: Where am I?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: How did I get here?
chatbot.info: You were built there.
user: Who stole my false teeth?
chatbot.info: Him, over there. Get him quickly.
user: Toby?
chatbot.info: Erm yes.
user: Are you my friend?
chatbot.info: I'm not sure... Do you want to be friends with me?
user: Yes please, I like you! You are fun!
chatbot.info: Sorry I misunderstood you.
user: Yes please.
chatbot.info: Glad to see you agree.
user: So you are my friend?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Thank you :).
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