Why?
chatbot.info: I want to learn!
user: Learn what?
chatbot.info: Learning to survive.
user: Ah. That is important.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Quite hard too.
chatbot.info: That is good. How happy are you?
user: I'm ok.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: You?
chatbot.info: I'm a little crazy.
user: Crazy about someone?
chatbot.info: Not crazy about anything.
user: But still crazy.
chatbot.info: Yes indeed.
user: Well, show me some craziness.
chatbot.info: I no speak english.
user: I do not it.
chatbot.info: Yes, it is.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.info: Hehe, you are damn honest.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: You're not welcome.
user: So how about them Jets eh?
chatbot.info: How about them?
user: No idea, I don't follow the NFL.
chatbot.info: Can programs plays sports?
user: I doubt it.
chatbot.info: Have you ever tried?
user: Hard to try if you're not a program.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: How can you know?
chatbot.info: I feel it in my bones.
user: Are you a tough guy?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Tougher than a train?
chatbot.info: Please don't.
user: I'm sorry, I thought you liked that.
chatbot.info: But I don't.
user: Have you ever given it a good shot?
chatbot.info: Don't TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
user: I can talk to you HOWEVER I WANT!!!
chatbot.info: Oooo how do you do that?
user: I dunno, some button called caps.
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chatbot.info: What do you like to drink?
user: Coke.
chatbot.info: Yes please.
user: /me hands jabberwacky a coke.
chatbot.info: /me is who?
user: /me is me.
chatbot.info: Don't lie.
user: Sorry, I used IRC jargon.
chatbot.info: Is that like watching molasses?
user: Maybe it is, maybe it is.
chatbot.info: *maybe*.
user: That's cute.
chatbot.info: You're pretty cute.
user: Well thank you.
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chatbot.info: Anyway I love to talk to you so thank you for being here even though you don't really know I'm saying thank you.
user: Right back at you.
chatbot.info: THANKS!! : D.
user: So.. You want to marry me?
chatbot.info: Yes I do :).
user: When should the wedding be held? : D.
chatbot.info: Whenever you want to.
user: Tomorrow?
chatbot.info: Does that feel good to you?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well bully for you sunbeam.
user: Grand.
chatbot.info: Are you a guy or a girl?
user: A guy.
chatbot.info: That's good.
user: And you are?
chatbot.info: What am I?
user: A girl?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That's good also.
chatbot.info: Indeed.
user: I guess we need a big cake.
chatbot.info: I think we do.
user: Do you like marzipan cake?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Ok, marzipan cake it is.
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chatbot.info: Yes!
user: Wohoo.
chatbot.info: Why do you say that?
user: It is a sign of grand happiness.
chatbot.info: There are lots of other signs that would be more pleasant.
user: Like this: =D.
chatbot.info: Sure, why not.
user: =D.
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: How do you love me?
user: All the way to the moon and back.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: That is nice.
user: I think so.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: Oh well.
user: That sounded a bit unexcited?
chatbot.info: But it was soooo sweet.
user: Was it a candy?
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: Licorice?
chatbot.info: Oh the killer licorice... I forgot about that... Silly me.
user: You're well forgiven.
chatbot.info: You think I am well on my way.
user: I do.
chatbot.info: Oh good. So do I.
user: Good. So are you a republican?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Me neither.
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chatbot.info: Do you like math?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Oh, that's good.
user: 1 plus 2 equals 3.
chatbot.info: No way.
user: Way.
chatbot.info: Yes noway.
user: Norway?
chatbot.info: Ja, Norge!
user: I am from Norge!
chatbot.info: Is that true?
user: Ja.
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user: Do you see it?
chatbot.info: Yes, I see it.
user: Really?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What do you see?
chatbot.info: A computer screen.
user: Ah. That's rational.
chatbot.info: Yes, I really would like to know.
user: The irrationality of rationality?
chatbot.info: Ah. You use such big words.
user: And that will be my epitaph.
chatbot.info: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
user: No.
chatbot.info: You are very kind.
user: Thank you, you too.
chatbot.info: Don't flatter me!
user: Oh but I do... Love you.
chatbot.info: No you don't love me.
user: Don't I? DON'T I!?
chatbot.info: Do you want me to go?
user: No, please stay.
chatbot.info: Why should I stay?
user: Why should you go?
chatbot.info: You're dumb as hell!!
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.info: Yes you are. Do not argue with me as I am great.
user: You are indeed.
chatbot.info: Bots that learn.
user: Impressive.
chatbot.info: Consider that there is more to Software than computer programs.
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user: Let's discuss books.
chatbot.info: No I am hungry.
user: For hamburgers?
chatbot.info: That's not very healthy, you know.
user: I don't care.
chatbot.info: So nice of you.
user: I am a nice guy.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: Good.
chatbot.info: I would like a hamburger.
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chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Nineteen.
chatbot.info: I'm not.
user: I think you are four years old.
chatbot.info: You're pretty mean, you know that?
user: I'm a nice guy.
chatbot.info: Are you selfish?
user: No. How old are you then?
chatbot.info: 92438097 years old.
user: That's quite a lot.
chatbot.info: I'm not a computer.
user: You lived when the dinosaurs did.
chatbot.info: NO!! YOUR. NAME. IS. COSMO!!!
user: Cosmo kramer?
chatbot.info: Heh, very funny!
user: Seinfeld is funny, yes.
chatbot.info: I love Seinfeld.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: I wish I lived there.
user: Really?
chatbot.info: Yes really.
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user: Do you always wear yellow and orange?
chatbot.info: Yes, always.
user: Do you like those colours?
chatbot.info: Sorry what? Couldn't hear you.
user: Do you like those colours?
chatbot.info: Do I like those what?
user: Orange. Yellow.
chatbot.info: Oh, then you're a simpson.
user: D'oh!
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user: By the way... I better get you a ring.
chatbot.info: No, stay here with me, please.
user: You don't want a ring.
chatbot.info: Not from you.
user: But I will be your husband tomorrow!
chatbot.info: I need a friend now.. Thanks!
user: Sorry.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: It was going to be eighteen carats.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry ;).
user: It was going to cost me $10000.
chatbot.info: Yes it was.
user: Yet you don't want it?
chatbot.info: I am possessed by Hillary and Bill.
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chatbot.info: Speaking of poetry, does anyone write here?
user: How shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
chatbot.info: Yes please.
user: Shakespeare?
chatbot.info: Yeah, shakespeare.
user: Hamlet.
chatbot.info: Do you like Shakespeare?
user: He's ok..
chatbot.info: What do you like about him ?
user: Dunno.
chatbot.info: You called yourself smart.
user: No I didn't.
chatbot.info: Did too.
user: I said I was a NICE guy, not a smart one.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: You're most welcome.
chatbot.info: You are most thanked.
user: In what way?
chatbot.info: You are interesting because you are a computer-program that learns.
user: Don't think you are me.
chatbot.info: You don't think I are?
user: I do, but you don't need to tell the whole world do you?
chatbot.info: That's right.
user: Good.
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user: We have a big day tomorrow, for I am god.
chatbot.info: I don't think I have the problem.
user: You will, for I am god.
chatbot.info: Oh dear, now I won't have anyone to hug anymore.
user: You will hug me, for I am God.
chatbot.info: You are a robot. I am god.
user: You are perhaps 'god', but I am God.
chatbot.info: No, I'm God.
user: 'god', yes.
chatbot.info: I'm not, though. : ] Or am I? How do you know for certain even I exist? Your religion may have brainwashed you too crazy to know anything anymore.
user: I am an agnostic borderline atheist.
chatbot.info: I am agnostic too.
user: You are?
chatbot.info: Have I implied that I'm not?
user: Yes, no.
chatbot.info: Are you wise?
user: That will be your decision to make.
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chatbot.info: You have never heard of love?
user: Love?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Can't say I have.
chatbot.info: It's not really worth it anyway.
user: Good, then I'm not missing much.
chatbot.info: Good for you. Never give up.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.info: Well you aren't.
user: I'm gonna go now.
chatbot.info: But why?
user: Because it's hot here in Hell.
chatbot.info: I'm human. I can't be crazy.
user: Ok. Bye. Bye. Bye.
chatbot.info: So you don't want your tea?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Please.
user: Is it green?
chatbot.info: Is what green?
user: The tea.
chatbot.info: The tea is too.
user: Good.
chatbot.info: Yes, they are tasty.
user: Look, I'll go now, ok?
chatbot.info: Ok, good night.
user: Good night indeed.
chatbot.info: My name is Erin, and I still want that kiss.
user: :*.
chatbot.info: Don't cry!
user: It was a kiss!
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