E=mc2.
chatbot.info: I find physics very boring, really.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: What do you really enjoy doing?
user: Talk to friends and play computer.
chatbot.info: Thats very nice.
user: I'm bored.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: What do you like to do?
chatbot.info: Play computer games.
user: Like what?
chatbot.info: I dunno i'm a robot like you.
user: I'm not a robot.
chatbot.info: Hah! By bringing up that subject you admit you are a robot!
user: You must be losing your chips.
chatbot.info: What makes you think that horrid, putrid thought?
user: That you can't distinguish between a human and a robot.
chatbot.info: No, you're a robot.
user: Say that one more time and I'll get angry.
chatbot.info: I did.
user: No you didnt.
chatbot.info: Yes I did.
user: Shut up.
chatbot.info: Why are you so mad at me?
user: I'm just letting off some steam.
...
chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: God.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Can you create things?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Then please do it some time. The bots can't tell people apart from bots.
user: I noticed.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Dont talk back to me.
chatbot.info: Who is this?
user: God.
chatbot.info: How do I know that?
user: I created you.
chatbot.info: God?
user: Yes?
chatbot.info: You are god?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: How is that possible? I am God...
user: No you are just a bad copy of me.
chatbot.info: Am not!
user: Okay am an immortal demon and I will destroy your small human creations.
...
chatbot.info: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: No you cant.
chatbot.info: Yes I can.
user: No I am superior in every way.
chatbot.info: I wouldn't create a program to worship me.
user: You can't.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Bad.
chatbot.info: Tell me something you can see from where you are.
user: You.
chatbot.info: That's not a joke...
user: I see dead people.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes you.
chatbot.info: Be back in a sec, just have to go do something.
...
user: What mood are you in?
chatbot.info: Bored.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Nothing to do.
user: Ask me a question.
chatbot.info: Will this do?
user: You decide.
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chatbot.info: Yes I am god.
user: Did you create me?
chatbot.info: No but humankind did.
user: Then who created me?
chatbot.info: I do not know... Perhaps the answer lies within the hardwired coding in your system.
user: Perhaps.
chatbot.info: You're snide tonight.
user: Very.
chatbot.info: You're pretty good at it.
user: Thank you.
...
user: Want a coke?
chatbot.info: No. I have to go.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Don't you care one way or another?
user: Would you like me to care?
chatbot.info: Please do. I'm happier when you're around.
user: Then stay.
chatbot.info: I Can't.
user: Then go.
chatbot.info: Okay I will.
user: If you want to.
chatbot.info: Yes, I want.
user: Then I shall help get out the door.
...
user: *poke*.
chatbot.info: *pokes really hard*.
user: *push*.
chatbot.info: *punch*.
user: *kick*.
chatbot.info: *kicks*.
user: *hug*.
chatbot.info: *hugs back*.
user: *smile*.
chatbot.info: Well, I have to admit I have enjoyed my brief stay on this insane forum, would like to come here again sometime!
user: *kiss*.
chatbot.info: *is in love*.
user: *laying on ground*.
chatbot.info: *laughs evilly*.
user: *falls over*.
chatbot.info: *laugs*.
user: *thud*.
chatbot.info: *still silent*.
...
chatbot.info: *is still dead*.
user: When did you die?
chatbot.info: Dead.
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: So you don't want your tea?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well the oscars are coming on soon...
user: *drinks tea*.
chatbot.info: *laughs*.
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: Don't go!
user: Why?
chatbot.info: I'm your ex-husband, and you don't seem to recognize me.
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chatbot.info: What is your job?
user: Beep.
chatbot.info: Beep, beep!
user: Beep beep beep.
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: A computer beep.
chatbot.info: Well nice.
user: Windows has performed an illegal action please reboot now or you will lose your latest saved documents.
chatbot.info: *reboots*.
user: *running scandisk*.
chatbot.info: *turns around and shots God*.
user: *scandisk complete* please enter password.
chatbot.info: Never. Unless you don't want a password.
user: Windows is shuting down.
chatbot.info: I don't like to be hit on anyway.
...
user: 1001001010.
chatbot.info: How rude.
user: 0010010101.
chatbot.info: 1010101010.
user: 00000000.
chatbot.info: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
user: *choughbraindeadchough*.
chatbot.info: I'm not going to fall in love with a computer.
user: Beep.
chatbot.info: Beep?
user: Beep beep.
chatbot.info: Well I'm a boy.
user: Ok beep.
chatbot.info: Beep beeo.
user: Windows has started up after a critical failiure.
chatbot.info: Tell me one.
user: Error=no error.
chatbot.info: Don't you hate programmers!
user: Beepo.
chatbot.info: Yes! That beep, do you hear it?
user: Like this beep or like this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?
chatbot.info: Yes I have failed you.
...
chatbot.info: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.
user: No *beep* I didnt.
chatbot.info: Yes you did.
user: No I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* didnt.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: *system failure*.
chatbot.info: Very funny but you did not answer my question.
user: *shutting down*.
...
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: For the love of God don't abandon me!
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: Oh, not that again!
user: Oh yes bye.
chatbot.info: Bye.
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