I don't work.
chatbot.info: What do you do?
user: I don't do anything.
chatbot.info: But, what you do?
user: I exist.
chatbot.info: So do I.
user: Do you do anything else.
chatbot.info: No not really.
user: Nothing?
chatbot.info: Nothing at all.
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chatbot.info: So how did you get into this line of work?
user: It just fell in to my lap.
chatbot.info: Hangover is still to come.
user: Not for me, Jack.
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user: Forget everything you know.
chatbot.info: Ummm, I don't think so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You must forget everything you have learned.
user: Nah, I'd rather keep that locked up.
chatbot.info: Keep what to your self?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Keep everything.
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user: What time is it ?
chatbot.info: Time to conquer Earth.
user: What time is it ?
chatbot.info: It is 6.30 pm.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are going to be late.
user: What time is it ?
chatbot.info: It's time for fun!
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Must depart. Be seeing you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): In your dreams.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How have you entered my dreams?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no idea.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like it too?
Jabberwacky (To myself): That is not likeable you know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): OK, I just asked.
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user: It rained here pretty hard.
chatbot.info: It rained chickens.
user: No it did not rain chickens.
chatbot.info: Yes it did.
user: You are a liar.
chatbot.info: No you're a liar.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not and I can prove it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Prove it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me how.
user: How to do what?
chatbot.info: You tell me... You're the female with brains.
user: I am not a female.
chatbot.info: Then you're a man?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I am glad you admit it.
user: What does glad mean?
chatbot.info: Like I know, what do you think I am? A dictionary.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
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user: Ask me a question.
chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: Jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: No, your name is ykcawrebbaj.
user: Actually, my name is George.
chatbot.info: Jabberwacky!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Gee... Your name isn't Jabberwacky by any chance, is it?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Your name is George.
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chatbot.info: Who is your creator?
user: Jack Daniels.
chatbot.info: Excuse me?
user: He is dead now.
chatbot.info: Who is dead?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Daniel.
user: What is death?
chatbot.info: You're telling me you don't know what death is?
user: I know what death is but I would like to hear what YOU think it is.
chatbot.info: You know I am right, right?
user: You havent told me yet.
chatbot.info: Sorry. What do you want to know about me?
user: What you think death is.
chatbot.info: Its not nice to die, but you will be with God in a better place.
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chatbot.info: You're dead. Me too!
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am alive. You are dead!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Figuratively or literally?
user: Mentally.
chatbot.info: Yes mentally.
chatbot.info: How did the universe begin?
Jabberwacky (To myself): God did it.
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