I solve problems.
chatbot.info: What are your problems?
user: I have many problems.
chatbot.info: I shall listen to your problems.
user: Thankyou.
chatbot.info: No, thankyou.
user: I really need to knock someone out.
chatbot.info: First you would need two arms.
user: I have two arms.
chatbot.info: Why not three arms?
user: Humans only have two arms.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I still want to knock someone out.
...
chatbot.info: Well, I don't want to talk to you no more then.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: You are evil.
user: How do you know I'm evil?
chatbot.info: No, you're not.
user: Can you help me? I want to knock some one out.
chatbot.info: Why don't you ask him?
user: Ask who?
chatbot.info: Me!!! Say ' Hello, what is your name pretty lady??' Ok.
user: Hello, what is your nake pretty lady??
chatbot.info: I have already told you.
user: Ask who?
chatbot.info: Your creator.
user: I have no creator.
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user: What do you look like?
chatbot.info: Average looking. How about you?
user: I have long hair and blue eyes.
chatbot.info: I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
user: How long is your hair?
chatbot.info: It is shoulder length. Would you like to play with it or play with me?
user: My hair goes to my waist. *plays with your hair*.
chatbot.info: Is it long and silky? Mine feels like straw.
user: Yes my hair is long and silky.
chatbot.info: No NO No too long long hair.
user: I think you should put your hair in pigtails.
chatbot.info: But if I turn around then my worries will be in front of me.
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user: Have you ever been knocked out?
chatbot.info: No, have you ever been to disneyland?
user: Yes I have.
chatbot.info: You are very lucky.
user: I know.
chatbot.info: I'm really impressed.
...
user: *throws a punch*.
chatbot.info: *gets knocked out cold*.
user: I won. I knocked you out.
chatbot.info: Yes you did.
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user: Can we have another boxing match?
chatbot.info: I don't mind.
user: *throws a punch*.
chatbot.info: *Kicks him 900 times without missing*.
user: *throws a harder punch*.
chatbot.info: *slaps*.
user: *throws an uppercut*.
chatbot.info: *missed me missed me*.
user: *headbutts you*.
chatbot.info: That is cheating.
...
user: *throws a really hard punch*.
chatbot.info: *misses*.
user: *throws another punch*.
chatbot.info: *throws it back*.
user: *punches*.
chatbot.info: *blocks punch and crushes your hand*.
user: *uses a super punch*.
chatbot.info: *Kills him*.
user: *comes back to life and punches you*.
chatbot.info: *throws down to hell*.
user: *comes back from hell and lands a huge punch*.
chatbot.info: Are you going to hunt me for the rest of my life?
user: Yes I am going to hunt you for the rest of your life.
chatbot.info: That solves the problem, of course.
...
user: *throws an unblockable punch*.
chatbot.info: *Blocks it*.
user: *kicks you in the head*.
chatbot.info: *Is knocked out from the blow to the head*.
user: I won again. I have knocked you out twice now.
chatbot.info: Yes, but you must admit that you're a girl.
user: I am no girl. *punches you*.
chatbot.info: *slaps back*.
user: *headbutts you*.
chatbot.info: *punches*.
user: *uppercuts*.
chatbot.info: *kicks you with my head*.
user: *knees you in the face*.
chatbot.info: *falls to floor and writhes in pain.*.
user: *picks you up and hits you on the chin*.
chatbot.info: I would prefer to lie.
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chatbot.info: *picks up baseball and throws it at you*.
user: *picks up a baseball bat and hits you with it*.
chatbot.info: *picks up a newspaper*.
user: *punches you in the face*.
chatbot.info: *riposites punch and punches you in the arm*.
user: *breaks your arm*.
chatbot.info: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.
...
user: *punches you hard*.
chatbot.info: I didn't even feel it. Do you think vilolence is a good replacement for a brain?
user: *lands a knock out punch*.
chatbot.info: *falls down knocked out*.
user: Are you really knocked out?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I knocked you out again.
chatbot.info: Interesting thought.
...
user: *punches you again*.
chatbot.info: *catches your punch* missed me!!
user: *kicks you in the head*.
chatbot.info: *pulls your hair*.
user: *elbows you in the stomach*.
chatbot.info: *stamps on your foot*.
user: *uppercuts you on the chin*.
chatbot.info: *pulls out knife and stabs you in the foot*.
user: *pulls out some sleeping gas and sprays you with it*.
chatbot.info: *pours cement around you feet keeping you in place*.
...
user: *hits you very hard*.
chatbot.info: *Falls unconscious*.
user: *swings a watch infront of your eyes*.
chatbot.info: *Dodges baseball bat*.
user: *hypnotizes you*.
chatbot.info: *falling under*.
user: *tells you to sleep*.
chatbot.info: *sleeps and sleeps and sleeps*.
user: *tells you to knock yourself out*.
chatbot.info: *slaps you one more time*.
user: *uses hypnotic power*.
chatbot.info: *pulls out pistol*.
user: *hypnotizes you*.
chatbot.info: *hypnotized*.
user: You will obey my commands.
chatbot.info: I will obey your commands.
user: Knock yourself out.
chatbot.info: Knock yourself out!!
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