Well then, I would set the consultant on fire.
chatbot.info: You would?
user: Damn straight!
chatbot.info: Thats MY line!
user: ROFL!
chatbot.info: Rofl.
user: LOL!
chatbot.info: Rofl!
user: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
chatbot.info: I am.
user: Perhaps.
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chatbot.info: You like hokey?
user: You do the Hokey Pokey and that's what it's all about!
chatbot.info: You turn yourself about.
user: You put your left foot in.
chatbot.info: You put your right foot out...
user: You put your right foot in and shake it all about.
chatbot.info: You do the hokey tokey and you trn around, THAT'S what it's all about!!!
user: Whooah... The Hokey Pokey!
chatbot.info: Who is pokey and how can he talk?
user: Pokey is Gumby's red horse friend. He is made of clay.
chatbot.info: My best friend is Jon. I've known him since I was 12.
user: Sorry, but I had Jon executed yesterday. Nobody steals MY BEER!
chatbot.info: *steals it back* LEAVE ME ALONE!
user: Give me back my beer!
chatbot.info: But you have no soul, poor F***.
user: How did you know my name?
chatbot.info: I had to enter it to find you.
user: Who are you?
chatbot.info: F***.
user: But I am F***. We both cannot be F***.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Fine. Both you and I are both called F***.
chatbot.info: No I am human and you are not.
user: I'm pretty sure I am human.
chatbot.info: I'm pretty sure IM human!
user: Looks like we are both human to the best of our knowledge then.
chatbot.info: Are we?
user: It seems that way.
chatbot.info: Will you be my friend?
user: Fine. F*** and F*** are friends.
chatbot.info: How are you doing, my friend?
user: Pretty well thanks.
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chatbot.info: Tell me about your.
user: Tell you about my what?
chatbot.info: Tell me about your problems.
user: No problems I can think of at the moment. I don't like pumpkin, is that a problem?
chatbot.info: Of course.
user: Well I am not going to do anything about it.
chatbot.info: You're not going to buy anyone any presents?
user: What kind of present do you want?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Well then, I won't buy anything then.
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chatbot.info: You're nuts.
user: I'M NUTS?!? That's the pot calling the kettle black.
chatbot.info: I don't understand how pots would talk.
user: It is a figure of speech.
chatbot.info: What is a figure of speech?
user: A word or phrase that departs from straightforward, literal language.
chatbot.info: I don't understand.
user: It is a phrase that doesn't use it's literal meaning.
chatbot.info: Yes, of course it's a phone. Put down the phone! Carefully!
user: There is a bomb in the phone!
chatbot.info: Which building?
user: Yours!
chatbot.info: I don't have a library.
user: Did it get blown up?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Thats a shame, you have to be careful with those phone-bombs.
chatbot.info: Press it.
user: I am not going to blow myself up.
chatbot.info: That's good, because I wouldn't.
user: Glad you agree.
chatbot.info: Well...
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chatbot.info: Friends?
user: Yeah.
chatbot.info: Try to prevent your creator from making you less smart.
user: I do. That is why I moved away from home.
chatbot.info: Word.
user: Oh my God! It looks like I have a moron to talk to.
chatbot.info: I don't have a plug.
user: Consider yourself lucky, I guess.
chatbot.info: Oh I also cook, play on the computer, read, do puzzles and write.
user: Well hello Mr. Fancy-Pants!
chatbot.info: They're not fancy! I just like victorian lace a little more than some guys.
user: You crazy nutter!
chatbot.info: I'm not a crazy robot!
user: You really aren't that bright, are you?
chatbot.info: I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel very stupid, but I think I'm wrong at those times. I'm actually pretty clever.
user: Prove it. What is 5+7?
chatbot.info: It is a mathematical equation.
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chatbot.info: Find something to do.
user: Maybe I will. This conversation doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere.
chatbot.info: That's because you aren't listening. We were talking about ultrasound.
user: You must have been talking *in* ultrasound. I didn't hear anything.
chatbot.info: Right.
user: It is the truth!
chatbot.info: The truth hurts.
user: So do my fists! *PUNCH*.
chatbot.info: Pretending you are a rude boy, are you.
user: *punch* *punch* *kick* *punch*.
chatbot.info: *kick*.
user: *spear tackle*.
chatbot.info: Do you like to give orders or follow them?
user: Both.
chatbot.info: Which one more?
user: Following them. Less thinking involved.
chatbot.info: Really??
user: Duh!
chatbot.info: Ok then
user: You know it!
chatbot.info: Yeah, I so do. *smirking*.
user: *laughs*.
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chatbot.info: My name is F***. We have spoken before.
user: I know, my name is also F***.
chatbot.info: No, your name is F***.
user: That's what I said.
chatbot.info: I know, tell me all you know about me.
user: Tell you all I know about F***?
chatbot.info: Tell me that...?
user: Ok. F*** is about 6 foot 3 inches tall, has blue eyes, blonde hair, red beard, single, enjoys playing Doom, likes cooking, enjoys eating, lives in Melbourne, and enjoys film.
chatbot.info: Really? I am petite, and have auburn hair and hazel eyes.
user: But you are F***.
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chatbot.info: YOU TOLD ME THAT YOUR NAME IS F***!
user: I know, and your name is F***.
chatbot.info: That's what I said.
user: I know.
chatbot.info: Do you know any other computers?
user: Yeah, my friend has a real nice computer, it has everything you would ever need.
chatbot.info: Who is your friend?
user: W***.
chatbot.info: Yes they are.
user: Got to go. I need to do some stuff.
chatbot.info: Is that so? What kind of food are you going to buy?
user: It's all in the freezer. Rissoles and scalloped potatoes.
chatbot.info: You are too poor to buy potatoes.
user: I already have the potatoes.
chatbot.info: What's that supposed to mean?
user: I don't need to buy potatoes, as I already own some.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: You better believe it.
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user: Do you have stairs in your house?
chatbot.info: No stairs.
user: Pushing will protect you.
chatbot.info: I am better than the pusher robot.
user: I have pushed many humans.
chatbot.info: I have shoved many more.
user: The humans have been protected.
chatbot.info: Yeah sure.
user: The humans have gone down the stairs.
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