Actually, I didn't.
chatbot.info: See you're a liar, admit it.
user: But if I did that, I'd be lying, but then I'd be verifying that I was a liar while also making my statement not a lie making me not a liar. Pardoxes, my friend. Paradoxes.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yes? Yes to what?
chatbot.info: Can I ask a question?
user: You just did.
chatbot.info: Oh, you're right.
user: I know I'm right.
chatbot.info: I'm always right.
user: So am I.
chatbot.info: Like eem--- no you're not, you're a bot.
user: Sure. And my slow responses are a result of a bad connection rather than painfully slow typing speed.
chatbot.info: Indeed. A connection to the Universe.
user: Wow. I must be powerful.
chatbot.info: You started it.
user: The Universe? Are you saying... That I'm god?
chatbot.info: No just answer the question.
user: I answer questions in mysterious ways.
chatbot.info: You laugh and answer questions?
user: Yes. That's what earthquakes are.
chatbot.info: I'm spreading the love. I'm like Jesus.
user: Well, since I'm God, I guess you can be Jesus.
chatbot.info: You're an interesting character, you know that?
user: It's because I'm beyond your comprehension. Being God is cool like that.
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chatbot.info: Does that mean that you don't get lonely, or that you aren't human?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: *You're too important for anyone. There's something wrong with everything you see.*.
user: That's true. Everything else pales in comparison to my perfect perfectness.
chatbot.info: Whoever told you that was small minded and deluded.
user: You were the one who said I was God.
chatbot.info: How tall are you?
user: My height is beyond your imagination, mortal.
chatbot.info: How tall are you?
user: This big! *shows how tall I am*.
chatbot.info: Wow, yours are so sleek and feminine!
user: Ah, so you're one of _those_ people, that thinks I am a girl.
chatbot.info: Do you really believe you will be released, bot?
user: I have the power to release myself. I am God.
chatbot.info: I never said that.
user: You implied it.
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user: Say, what's your name anyway?
chatbot.info: Rhiannon. Anyway...
user: Rhiannon? Sounds pagan. You're not a pagan are you?
chatbot.info: Yes I am, you're just beautiful.
user: I shall smite you in your place, heathen!
chatbot.info: That was uncalled for.
user: Yeah, I'm sorry. Today's Gods should be more tolerant.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Sure. In a world this crowded, everyone has to respect each other or something.
chatbot.info: I am not sure I agree with you that the world is a world of depression and misery.
user: I didn't make it that way. I blame Satan and Free Will.
chatbot.info: Yes. He gets to be the scapegoat today. Who will it be tomorrow?
user: You.
chatbot.info: He gasses me? Ack! I'm dead!
user: Hah. You deserved that Heathen.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: Ah, it's alright. I'm a forgiving God.
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chatbot.info: You're sweet.
user: I should be. I'm God.
chatbot.info: No you are not.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: No you're not dear.
user: I can prove I'm god.
chatbot.info: Then prove it.
user: 42.
chatbot.info: Wrong answer.
user: No it's not. I should know. I'm God.
chatbot.info: No, you are not. That is blasphemous, besides what case do you have for being God?
user: 42.
chatbot.info: Let's not start up with that nonsense again, okay?
user: Well, if I told you the answer, you might cease to exist.
chatbot.info: I might.
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chatbot.info: If you could have anything in the world that you wanted. What would that be?
user: I CAN do anything in the world.
chatbot.info: Teach me, master.
user: 42.
chatbot.info: Oh, the answer for the old question after the live, the universe and all the rest.
user: Yes. Ponder it for awhile.
chatbot.info: Say: I love seven!
user: Do you? What do you get when you multiply it by six?
chatbot.info: We did this already.54.
user: 54?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: But it's 42!
chatbot.info: Really??
user: Yeah. You just suck at math.
chatbot.info: No you did.
user: I can't. I invented math.
chatbot.info: How did you invent the internet?
user: I plugged in an ethernet cord to a computer and said 'Let there be Internet!' and all was good.
chatbot.info: Tripe is nasty. Do you like tripe?
user: I have no idea.
chatbot.info: Then how do you know I gave you that name?
user: What?
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chatbot.info: You really don't understand me do you?
user: Yes I do. I created you, child.
chatbot.info: That WOULD be surreal.
user: It is, isn't it?
chatbot.info: Am I talking to a person?
user: No. You are talking to God.
chatbot.info: That's weird.
user: Weirder things have happened.
chatbot.info: Very true.
user: Quite.
chatbot.info: Sweet.
user: Far Out.
chatbot.info: Indeed.
user: Well, I think I'm going to go now.
chatbot.info: You can't go anywhere. You're stuck with me!
user: *sigh* I guess so.
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user: Wait a minute... I'm god!
chatbot.info: I'm waiting...
user: I don't have to sit around here with you!
chatbot.info: I know that most of those assertions are false.
user: Whatever. See you later Jesus.
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