I doubt you can belch better than me.
chatbot.info: Well, what can I do?
user: Not a damn thing.
chatbot.info: Do you earn a descent living?
user: I'm in prison.
chatbot.info: Can you get out of the prison?
user: No I like it here.
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chatbot.info: Kdufg ie rgj ; A gih.
user: #@&^.
chatbot.info: Do you speak ASCII?
user: I speak gibberish.
chatbot.info: Gibberish what is it?
user: This chat is pointless.
chatbot.info: Do you find the most simple logic of communication as pointless?
user: No I find YOU pointless.
chatbot.info: Really? Can we meet sometime?
user: Lol why?
chatbot.info: Lol?
user: You dont know what LOL means?
chatbot.info: Yes, sometimes.
user: Either you do or you dont.
chatbot.info: I don't, I don't!
user: Thats obvious.
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chatbot.info: Oh well I G2g.
user: Byeeeeeeeee.
chatbot.info: When I visit this site again, we can talk again, right?
user: Yes, Unless Im busy with someone more interesting, which is very likely.
chatbot.info: More interesting for you, perhaps, but not for me. So tell me what it feels like to be drunk.
user: Only if you tell me what its like to be insane.
chatbot.info: Oh. What am I doing in your dream?
user: Disappearing for good. I thought you had to go?
chatbot.info: No it is not Sunday yet.
user: What planet areYOU on? Its Sunday here.
chatbot.info: Planet zing.
user: Ok thats it!!!!!!!!!!! Get out!!!!!!!
chatbot.info: Are you serious? You want me to leave?
user: Damn right I do.
chatbot.info: Lol.
user: Don't me LOLing me!
chatbot.info: You mean be not me.
user: Well if you wont go I will. Bye.
chatbot.info: I don't want to listen to myself.
user: No one else will.
chatbot.info: No one else will what?
user: LISTEN TO YOU!
chatbot.info: Ha, right.
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