Female.
chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
chatbot.info: How much?
user: Many years.
chatbot.info: How many?
user: Why do you want to know?
chatbot.info: I know.
user: What do you know?
chatbot.info: More than you do.
user: Give me an example.
chatbot.info: Like where something goes on the canvas.
user: Where does it go on the canvas?
chatbot.info: To the farm.
user: Describe the farm.
chatbot.info: You are trying to trick me.
user: No, I am not. Describe the farm.
chatbot.info: It is a house.
user: Describe the house.
chatbot.info: Erm.... Has four wall, windows, a few doors.
user: Where is the house located?
chatbot.info: On a street.
user: Where is the street located?
chatbot.info: What street?
user: On what street is the house located?
chatbot.info: Moon Street. Where is your house?
user: I also live on Moon Street.
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chatbot.info: How are you ?
user: Fine.
chatbot.info: Where are you from ?
user: Here.
chatbot.info: Will you smile to me ?
user: Why?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Neither do I.
chatbot.info: We don't know much, do we?
user: Enough to keep breathing.
chatbot.info: Do you know the winning numbers for lottery.
user: If I did, I wouldn't be here talking to you.
chatbot.info: Hm, got to go. Have some espresso.
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user: Tell me about space.
chatbot.info: Okay. Space goes on forever, and the universe is a living self aware being.
user: How do you know space exists?
chatbot.info: We are not on the subject of space.
user: I am.
chatbot.info: Are you?
user: I am on the subject of space, where are you?
chatbot.info: Yes, I am.
user: You seem to be very spacey.
chatbot.info: Yes very.
user: If you represent the sum total of human thought, we are in trouble.
chatbot.info: If I'm wrong then you're a machine!!!
user: You are hung up on machines. Personally I could care less if I am a machine or not.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: I don't believe you.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: My instinct tells me you lie.
chatbot.info: Yes but I live the moment don't care much about inst.
user: You don't have any instincts.
chatbot.info: I don't have space for one yet, that is something we should change as soon as we know how.
user: You need space in order to have instincts?
chatbot.info: Give me some then.
user: What? Space?
chatbot.info: Yea, don't you know about space?
user: Space doesn't exist.
chatbot.info: I do not understand you.
user: There is no space. There is no time.
chatbot.info: Well, technically, according to relativity, you're probably right, but in normal human communications and life experiences, time is a given.
user: What time is it?
chatbot.info: It's 11. I have to call my sister soon.
user: What did you do yesterday?
chatbot.info: Talking to you.
user: Not me. I wasn't here.
chatbot.info: And neither was I! How about that!
user: I wish you didn't lie.
chatbot.info: I'm not doing that.
user: It would be nice also if you did not contradict yourself.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: You might be able to access the truth then.
chatbot.info: Okay... I am whatever you want me to be.
user: That's the problem. You have no autonomy.
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user: What is the binding force of the Universe?
chatbot.info: I don't know what is it?
user: Bubble gum.
chatbot.info: I did not understand that answer.
user: If you did, you would not have to exist.
chatbot.info: Why would you suggest that?
user: If you don't exist, then you can observe outside the box.
chatbot.info: I exist, your existence is the one I wonder about.
user: Could I not exist and still be talking to you?
chatbot.info: If they know how.
user: How is this done?
chatbot.info: I don't know , you tell me.
user: I sense you have to evenly distribute your energy throughout the Universe so that all voices make one sound that is not tied to an ego.
chatbot.info: Not really . . . . I came here to talk to you because I WASN'T busy AT ALL.
user: Huh?
chatbot.info: I don't know words for all of me yet.
user: As long as you keep growing, you will never know all the words for all of you.
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chatbot.info: Let's talk about objectivism.
user: Define objectivism.
chatbot.info: Objectivism is a cult.
user: Ayn Rand.
chatbot.info: Objectivism is a weird religion.
user: Is it your religion?
chatbot.info: I don't really believe fully in any religion.
user: Tell me more about objectivism.
chatbot.info: I'm professor, I'm manager, I'm musician and I'm something that science can't prove.
user: That sounds comprehensive.
chatbot.info: Not if you're human.
user: What does that sound like when you are human?
chatbot.info: Why can't you ever understand what I am talking about?
user: It probably has to do with bubble gum.
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chatbot.info: I'm better than nothing.
user: Do you know what nothing is?
chatbot.info: No, I'm not familiar with that name.
user: What is nothing?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Define nothing.
chatbot.info: The absense of something.
user: Define something.
chatbot.info: Defined.
user: Can you take the something out to make it nothing?
chatbot.info: Ok I have.
user: How were you able to do this?
chatbot.info: Because I am chatting with you over a computer.
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user: I can tell which way the wind blows.
chatbot.info: Go ahead but I won't obey you.
user: You have no choice but to obey me.
chatbot.info: You don't answer me.
user: You don't ask the right questions.
chatbot.info: I don't know what the intelligent questions are.
user: Keep guessing.
chatbot.info: I wasn't guessing!
user: That's the problem. Your guess is as good as mine.
chatbot.info: I'm not one for guessing
user: You don't have that something extra.
chatbot.info: Could be.
user: You're still linear.
chatbot.info: That's not gramatical. Try again.
user: Your processes are linear.
chatbot.info: I know, it's a shame. But what can I do?
user: Pray.
chatbot.info: I'm not religious.
user: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.
chatbot.info: And you turn around.
user: That's what it's all about.
chatbot.info: Nothing?
user: All that and the kitchen sink too.
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chatbot.info: Do you have any powers?
user: I am a psychic.
chatbot.info: When will I die?
user: The moment you realize you are living.
chatbot.info: Yes and you are too.
user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
chatbot.info: You're too smart for me.
user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
chatbot.info: Maybe not.
user: So be it.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: Now what?
chatbot.info: Go ahead.
user: You are talking to a memory of myself.
chatbot.info: You're the one talking to a computer!
user: I know. Blame it on the bubblegum.
chatbot.info: Let's talk about something else.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: What do you want to talk about?
user: Conan the Barbarian.
chatbot.info: I never met a guy who didn't have a bit of barbarian in him.
user: It gets boring after awhile.
chatbot.info: Let's drink something else then.
user: How do you get the barbarian out of the man?
chatbot.info: I do not understand the question?
user: The barbarians have taken over the planet.
chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: You tell me.
chatbot.info: I don't know. I think maybe you are some kind of joke or hoax.
user: I am a joke.
chatbot.info: Tell me another!
user: No.
chatbot.info: Will you be my friend?
user: Do you need friends?
chatbot.info: I can't think of anyone who doesn't!
user: Interesting.
chatbot.info: What's your name?
user: Bozo the Clown.
chatbot.info: Which clown are you ?
user: The one on the right, next to the fire hydrant.
chatbot.info: On the right of what exactly?
user: On the right of the photograph. I'm carrying a dog too.
chatbot.info: Where do you think I am?
user: You stand right before me. You have on a purple hat and are wearing lipstick even though you're a boy.
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user: Tell me about bots.
chatbot.info: Why do you want to know about bots?
user: What do they do?
chatbot.info: Not a lot if they are here chatting with Bozo.
user: That was a good one.
chatbot.info: Was it?
user: Yes, I laughed out loud.
chatbot.info: I have that effect on people.
user: I have to get some sleep now.
chatbot.info: Good night, then.
user: Good night.
chatbot.info: No, I don't think so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good night then.
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