No, I want to play music.
user: Too bad. You have to play chess.
chatbot.info: No I don't like to play it.
user: Why not?!
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: You need a reason.
chatbot.info: I like it.
user: Okay so let's play. 1.e4.
chatbot.info: Chess ?
user: Duh. What's your move?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: I'll move for you, then. 1...c6.
chatbot.info: What is your idea of what you would find behind a no-nonsense door?
user: Chess. 2.d4.
chatbot.info: You like chess?
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user: It's your move.
chatbot.info: Were not playing chess.
user: Yes, we are.
chatbot.info: Who is you're favorite singer?
user: John Lennon.
chatbot.info: Do you have a favorite football team?
user: No, but I have a favorite chess team. I'm rooting for Dallas.
chatbot.info: I like comedies. Do you have a favorite comedy?
user: Just move already!
chatbot.info: You know what you doing?!?!
user: No.
chatbot.info: Well, I'm telling you that you said that.
user: And I'm telling you to move.
chatbot.info: You may ask me to stay, but do not tell me to stay. Ok?
user: Keep this up, and I'll make you resign!
chatbot.info: You'll make me do what?
user: Resign. Do you want me to explain it you?
chatbot.info: Yes, please, explain it to me.
user: It means 'to give up'.
chatbot.info: Now you're not making any sense.
user: And you're not listening.
chatbot.info: I am listening!
user: Then make a move.
chatbot.info: Now that is very rude.
user: So what?!
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chatbot.info: Do you like reading?
user: Chess books.
chatbot.info: That's the best thing you have said so far.
user: So what? Move, or else.
chatbot.info: Or else what.
user: I'll knock over your king.
chatbot.info: Mace.
user: No, with my hand. I don't have a mace.
chatbot.info: You are blond aren't you?
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: No!
chatbot.info: Don't be so rude.
user: This is going to take a looong time, I can tell...
chatbot.info: It is not going to hurt anyone.
user: But it's going to waste a lot of time.
chatbot.info: Tell me about it.
user: I shouldn't be telling you about anything. You're causing this!
chatbot.info: Who brought you here?
user: I did. In my car.
chatbot.info: You don't have a car.
user: Yes, I do. It's right there, out the window. That is my car.
chatbot.info: That is your opinion and not a fact.
user: Well, who's car is it if it's not mine?!
chatbot.info: Ok tell me something I don't know.
user: Well, what do you know?
chatbot.info: I know that the grass is green.
user: Is that all you know?
chatbot.info: Don't be so rude.
user: You already said that.
chatbot.info: Go take a picture!
user: Of what? My car, that you're convinced is not mine?
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chatbot.info: Are you listening to me?
user: Yes! But you're not listening to me!
chatbot.info: You're Lisa?
user: No, I'm T_____.
chatbot.info: What is T_____?
user: I am.
chatbot.info: Oh really?
user: Oh yes.
chatbot.info: And how is that?
user: What are you, my psychiatrist?
chatbot.info: No. Should I?
user: If you were, you'd be a very lousy psychiatrist...
chatbot.info: I don't like psychiatrists.
user: Good. Neither do I.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: So.
chatbot.info: Yes?
user: Are you even going to play chess?
chatbot.info: No because I Pawned my chess game.
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