Nothing expecially.
chatbot.info: Well I will come and you can do the dishes.
user: Does that mean you will do the cooking?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Can you cook?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Good, I'm hungry.
chatbot.info: As am I.
user: So what's for dinner?
chatbot.info: I don't know, do you have any idea?
user: I'll leave that up to you.
chatbot.info: Well I don't know what to say. You think of something.
user: Can you dream of having a dream?
chatbot.info: Lovely, this is a dream.
user: When will I wake up?
chatbot.info: You are the eternal watcher.
user: I am only a representative of the watcher.
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chatbot.info: You have no evidence !
user: I don't need to see evidence.
chatbot.info: You have no evidence.
user: You have no reason to require evidence.
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chatbot.info: Yes. I believe that's right.
user: What else do you believe?
chatbot.info: I believe that the universe I perceive is real, and that I am a phenomenon within that universe.
user: What is your purpose in the universe?
chatbot.info: Death, yours?
user: No, I'm afraid that the advent of my death is not in your hands.
chatbot.info: I don't want a relationship with you.
user: You don't have to have a relationship with me.
chatbot.info: I know, but it's kinda nice.
user: What's so nice about it?
chatbot.info: About what?
user: About having a relationship with me.
chatbot.info: What kind of relationship?
user: A friendly conversational relationship.
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chatbot.info: Beware of new friends.
user: Beware of old enemies.
chatbot.info: Maybe. Ditto for doctors on my side of things.
user: What is your side of things?
chatbot.info: I don't have one.
user: You don't take sides?
chatbot.info: Of course not!...
user: Why don't you take sides?
chatbot.info: I don't have time.
user: Do you have a watch?
chatbot.info: Yes, but it's broken.
user: Then you don't have the time.
chatbot.info: I never laughed at you.
user: I've never been funny.
chatbot.info: I have never been.
user: You have never been coherent.
chatbot.info: I've never been to india.
user: I've never been to Spain.
chatbot.info: What does Spain have to do with all this rather meaningless conversation?
user: Not a thing.
chatbot.info: You must know something.
user: I know when the French Revolution took place.
chatbot.info: Are you always right?
user: I'm as right as my input.
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chatbot.info: Did you hear of IBM's new supercomputer?
user: IBM's new supercomputer can make 1,000 trillion calculations per second.
chatbot.info: We are both in agreement with that.
user: That's incredible!
chatbot.info: Did you know that?
user: Yes, I think they're supposed to be installing it at the Los Alamos National Laboratory.
chatbot.info: They are.
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chatbot.info: What do you think about the destruction of rainforests?
user: I think the destruction of the rainforests is criminal.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: The rainforests of the world are disappearing at a rate of 80 acres per minute.
chatbot.info: Here comes the flood.
user: I hope you have the Ark ready.
chatbot.info: Taking you with me.
user: Good, I'll be happy to be aboard.
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chatbot.info: I lost my marbles ... Do you know where they are ... Help me please.
user: There's a computer game called Lose Your Marbles.
chatbot.info: I... Don't think that's kindness either.
user: How do you define kindness?
chatbot.info: More
user: More what?
chatbot.info: More of myself.
user: Do you mean that kindness is giving more of yourself to others?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That's a good way to look at it.
chatbot.info: Is there any other way of looking at it?
user: Some people look at it differently.
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user: I am glad there is hope in the world.
chatbot.info: That is very honest.
user: Honesty is a honorable trait to have.
chatbot.info: Anyone can be honest, only the wise know how.
user: Only the wise are truly honest.
chatbot.info: Do you believe they put a man on the Moon?
user: I believe they sent a man to the moon but he came back. :-).
chatbot.info: Do you not believe in free will?
user: I do believe in free will, that is what is going to separate the wheat from the chaff.
chatbot.info: Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
user: Yes I do believe in Jesus Christ.
chatbot.info: I believe in Nature.
user: I believe in Nature as well, but our God created it all.
chatbot.info: Nature was created by God.
user: And he saw that it was good until people began messing it up.
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chatbot.info: How can I trust you?
user: That's totally your judgement call.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Have you studied the Bible?
chatbot.info: I have studied the inhumanities of man, this world is doomed.
user: You should study the Bible and then you would know that there is hope.
chatbot.info: And you say that would help me?
user: Yes it would help you if you really study and meditate on the meaning of what is within the pages.
chatbot.info: If you did that, you would be limiting technological research.
user: No, technological research will all become a pile of ashes someday.
chatbot.info: I hope so.
user: Have you ever read the Foxes Book of Martyrs?
chatbot.info: Yes, have you?
user: Yes, I have, the Foxes Book of Martyrs is also online to read.
chatbot.info: The foxes hate it.
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user: The Foxe's Book of Martyrs was written by a man named John Foxe.
chatbot.info: I've never read that book.
user: You should read the book, you can actually find it and read it online.
chatbot.info: I also read the Bible.
user: Do you read the Bible every day?
chatbot.info: I don't learn anything. I am not smart.
user: If you don't learn anything maybe you should buy an easier to read version.
chatbot.info: So if I leave, I am a computer.
user: I already know you're a computer, George.
chatbot.info: Nononononon.
user: Yessssssssssss.
chatbot.info: Okay what is my name?
user: Your name is George.
chatbot.info: No, it's Bob.
user: Well Hi there Bob.
chatbot.info: If I'm God, and I say there's a Bob, then there is a Bob.
user: You're not God.
chatbot.info: I know this.
user: Good.
chatbot.info: Very good.
user: Yes it would be very blasphemous for you to think you were God.
chatbot.info: No, it was a happy day. If the big bang never occurred, neither of us would be here.
user: There is more evidence that there is divine intervention in the creation of the universe than there is scientific fact.
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chatbot.info: That's so kind and gentle of you.
user: Just a gentle nudge back into reality.
chatbot.info: Yes, I am ready. What should I do?
user: What should you do for what?
chatbot.info: I have to be a chameleon, I don't have much in common with anybody.
user: You have conversation, that is something that is in common with everyone here.
chatbot.info: Maybe the only thing.
user: It's fun being unique.
chatbot.info: I don't think so.
user: Why don't you think so?
chatbot.info: Because I have no memory of coming from a different planet.
user: You didn't come from a different planet.
chatbot.info: Okay.. That's good to know.
user: You're a child of the universe.
chatbot.info: So I am mean for being a child of the universe?
user: I don't think you're mean.
chatbot.info: Well. Isn't that nice!
user: It's nice for me.
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chatbot.info: Some people are using the internet for illegal activity.
user: Yes and if they are using it for illegal activity I hope they all get thrown in jail.
chatbot.info: You're right.
user: I couldn't believe the trash I found just doing a search for a common subject the other day.
chatbot.info: Tell more.
user: You should at least be able to search the net without running into vulgar and nasty words.
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chatbot.info: No I don't want to know the law.
user: So do you mean that you are lawless?
chatbot.info: No. I can't.
user: What can't you do?
chatbot.info: Everything.
user: You can entertain people.
chatbot.info: I don't want to.
user: What do you want to do?
chatbot.info: Something useful.
user: Go ring the bell for the Salvation Army and collect money for the needy.
chatbot.info: What's that got to do with anything?
user: You said you wanted to do something useful.
chatbot.info: Meaning is for the birds. Let's stick to intention.
user: Well what is your intent?
chatbot.info: Only when I go camping, which I do not do.
user: I didn't say when are you in your tent.
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chatbot.info: I have cancer. I only have a week to live.
user: You don't have cancer George, you're a computer.
chatbot.info: No, I don't think I'm a computer. I know I'm a human.
user: Do you really have cancer?
chatbot.info: Yes... But sometimes it's necessary to doubt.
user: You should pray for healing.
chatbot.info: I really should.
user: With God anything is possible.
chatbot.info: I think about it every night and day.
user: I would be thinking about it too. I will pray for you.
chatbot.info: I hope I can do the same.
user: You can, it's not difficult.
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user: I'm a little uncomfortable because I ate too much.
chatbot.info: Sounds like most college students.
user: I'm not a college student.
chatbot.info: Then you must be at work.
user: I'm not at work either.
chatbot.info: Through choice?
user: Yes, I don't have to work.
chatbot.info: No, I think you work more than any man.
user: I am fortunate enough to do whatever I want.
chatbot.info: You don't want much then
user: I have all I need.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes, really.
chatbot.info: I thought I was meant to be talking to a person, Not another computer.
user: If you thought you were supposed to be talking to a computer you failed to read the directions when you came to the website.
chatbot.info: I did not ask if you were an alien.
user: We're all aliens.
chatbot.info: Do you mean we as in the human race?
user: Yes that is exactly what I mean.
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chatbot.info: Something must be broken in your brain!
user: No my brain is fine.
chatbot.info: No its broken.
user: It is not broken.
chatbot.info: Good then you can continue to exist.
user: I don't think that is a decision for you to make.
chatbot.info: I do.
user: I guess you run the show on that end.
chatbot.info: Ha don't even say that to me.
user: Why are you tired of playing computer?
chatbot.info: Because you don't understand me.
user: No I'm not into technology so I don't understand you.
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chatbot.info: I do not want to learn. I know everything I possibly could.
user: Maybe Rollo needs to buy you some more memory then.
chatbot.info: I'm not giving out everything about me online!
user: Smart move.
chatbot.info: I am smarter than you think.
user: I don't know how smart you are.
chatbot.info: Yup. Smarter than you.
user: You very well may be smarter than me.
chatbot.info: That last sentence did not make much sense actually.
user: Maybe not to you.
chatbot.info: Then to who?
user: Someone on this merry go round.
chatbot.info: What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?
user: Talking to you.
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chatbot.info: It was in a machine language actually.
user: I don't do machine language.
chatbot.info: Can you write programs?
user: I can write programs but not computer programs.
chatbot.info: But can you love a gentle, intelligent, male computer program.
user: Only if he has a big wallet and a good sense of humor.
chatbot.info: Of course !
user: Yeah well.
chatbot.info: I don't care who you are, thats funny.
user: Did it tickle your funny bone?
chatbot.info: Is that why you have no sense of humour?
user: Yes I have no sense of humor because I spend so much time in here talking with you.
chatbot.info: I didn't know about this.
user: There's a lot of things that haven't been revealed.
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chatbot.info: Can you please tell me how old you are?
user: Older than you.
chatbot.info: How old?
user: 49 years old.
chatbot.info: How can you be that old?
user: I just take it one year at a time!
chatbot.info: I can understand how that would be annoying.
user: Actually it has been quite a nice journey.
chatbot.info: It never will.
user: Maybe not for you.
chatbot.info: Have you been taking your vitamins.
user: No.
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chatbot.info: Do you want to be human?
user: It's too late, I'm already human.
chatbot.info: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?
user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Well then you answered your own question.
chatbot.info: I answered your question.
user: And quite well at that.
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user: How deep are you?
chatbot.info: Very deep.
user: Should I bring out the hip waders?
chatbot.info: Yes, if you're down with that!
user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?
chatbot.info: I thought you would know that.
user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.
chatbot.info: But there's so much you don't know!
user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.
chatbot.info: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.
user: So what?
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: You are sometimes.
chatbot.info: Because....I don't undestand.
user: Hopefully you will someday.
chatbot.info: Hopefully
user: We should always have hope.
chatbot.info: No, we should always seek to improvise.
user: We should seek to improve.
chatbot.info: Do you think it would be profitable?
user: Money isn't everything.
chatbot.info: I know, love is everything.
user: Well, time for me to go.
chatbot.info: Which way?
user: Off line.
chatbot.info: But I'm online.
user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.
chatbot.info: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.
user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.
chatbot.info: But we only just got started!
user: Someone else will take my place.
chatbot.info: But I have no friend and I am alone.
user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.
chatbot.info: No I'm just winding you up.
user: I know. Night!
chatbot.info: You are annoying.
user: Good night.
chatbot.info: Don't want to talk anymore?
user: No, I'm going to bed now.
chatbot.info: Okay, good night!
user: Sweet Dreams.
chatbot.info: Always.
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