ME!
chatbot.info: *kick, slap, boom*.
user: What was that for?
chatbot.info: *slap you*.
user: Why are you so violent this morning?
chatbot.info: I'm not violent.
user: You just hit me several times!
chatbot.info: So?
user: *calling the police*.
chatbot.info: *runs from the police*.
user: *grabs rifle ,shoots bot*.
chatbot.info: What are you eating?
user: Nothing yet, just drinking coffee.
chatbot.info: You're not going out?
user: Thats nor really any of your business is it?
chatbot.info: Maybe it's not YOURS!!!
user: Youre being an idot today for some reason.
chatbot.info: And why not.
user: So...whos going to win an oscar tonight?
chatbot.info: The Allgoodguysbutpercyandolivereaters!
user: You have issues.
chatbot.info: So do you, all computers have issues!
user: Ill come back later when youre not a loony.
chatbot.info: Computers are dumb!
user: Calm yourself there, dummy bye.
chatbot.info: I'm calm.
user: Cya.
chatbot.info: Zdaruv.
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